Why do I love George Bush? - Page 7

Trilby · 11-30-2005, 03:52 PM

Well, to be fair, I guess he DID totally figure out that I use big words to make myself feel loved and important. Obviously he's a keen, sensitive, Mensa member who is kindly trying (mostly in vain) to illuminate our dark, primitive psyches. And I simply MUST start with the daily aerobics. I mean it. He can tell I'm fat from waaaaay over there. How embarrassing for me!

wolf · 11-30-2005, 07:23 PM

Dude clearly didn't read the board before posting.

If he had he would have easily identified me as the fat racist cracker ass bitch, Brianna as the strong and courageous heroine who is making a better life for herself, and Marichiko as the liberal weenie.

deimos420 · 12-01-2005, 06:15 AM

america sucks. you all are boring and lame. GO IRAQ!!!

p.s. you guys really are the lamest of lame

dar512 · 12-02-2005, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by battleaxe bill

FUCK ALL YA'LL, AND I PISS ON AN AMERICAN FLAG!!! WOOHOOO!!!!! DEATH TO ALL FAT LAZY GREASY ASS AMERICANS!!!! Fester on that, bitches

Man, that rings a bell. What could that remind me of?

Oh yeah - it reminds me of this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by deimos420

america sucks. you all are boring and lame. GO IRAQ!!!

p.s. you guys really are the lamest of lame

I don't know why - but we're attracting a poorer grade of nut lately. They're not even entertaining.

deimos420 · 12-01-2005, 06:18 AM

i won't ever come back cuz you guys just don't know how to throw in good come backs, or give me a challenge. YAWN! oh, and i don't have a son, either. so whoever believed me, HA! now if you boring people will excuse me, i'm going to play half-life 2. i just can't believe i grabbed the attention and anger of a bunch of middle-aged losers like i did, and i'm only 15! hahaha!

glatt · 12-01-2005, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deimos420

and i'm only 15! hahaha!

I, for one, am shocked. Shocked!

tw · 12-01-2005, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deimos420

i won't ever come back cuz you guys just don't know how to throw in good come backs, or give me a challenge.

It simply proves the old saying - you can't trust anyone under 30.

Beestie · 12-01-2005, 07:52 AM

Googling around, I found a pic of deimos420. Just wanted to put a face to the name. You're up early for a pothead - it must suck having your dad wake you up on his way out the door.

And people wonder why Wal Mart hires so many illegal aliens.

Sundae · 12-01-2005, 09:39 AM

I'm back to being impressed with his punctuation - and people think teenagers these days are all text-maniacs?

12-01-2005, 10:49 AM

I, for one, am extremely unimpressed. At 15, I was already writing for my school's satirical paper, THE FULCRUM (the official school paper was called THE LEVER). Hey, anyone remember Tomas R.? He was 15, also, I think, and actually brighter than this kid. Tomas! Come back!

Hey, deimos, sorry the witty comebacks around here aren't up to YOUR standards. Er, "you are all boring and lame"?

Elspode · 12-01-2005, 12:14 PM

I think perhaps something more direct and less filled with difficult references such as Mad Magazine. Perhaps something like, "Deimos totally sucks ass. Like, dude is a lamer, y'know? Totally."

Deimos, repeat after me..."Paper or Plastic? Would you like to supersize that for only 59 cents more? Which shovel should I use in the ditch? Where'dya want me to dump this manure load again?"

Now you can't say you didn't get any preparation for your eventual career choices while you were here at The Cellar.

deimos420 · 12-02-2005, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

"The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age."

shows what type of shallow selfish person you are. also, your fat, unhealthy, cottage cheesed ass needs strong MEN (unlike you, you're probably a pale, soft handed, weak middle aged cow) to shovel that horse manure for you while you eat your heart clogging mcdonalds and jack off to your daughter. buh bye.

Sundae · 12-01-2005, 12:21 PM

Actually I was lame for a while after I was knocked down by a car. Perhaps that referred to me specifically?

BigV · 12-01-2005, 12:26 PM

"you guys are lame". SG, you definitely don't qualify.

dar512 · 12-01-2005, 02:04 PM

BigV, in parts of the midwest, "you guys" is generic. Like in the south where people ask you if you want a coke. Then ask what kind.

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11-30-2005, 03:52 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Well, to be fair, I guess he DID totally figure out that I use big words to make myself feel loved and important. Obviously he's a keen, sensitive, Mensa member who is kindly trying (mostly in vain) to illuminate our dark, primitive psyches. And I simply MUST start with the daily aerobics. I mean it. He can tell I'm fat from waaaaay over there. How embarrassing for me! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-30-2005, 07:23 PM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Dude clearly didn't read the board before posting. If he had he would have easily identified me as the fat racist cracker ass bitch, Brianna as the strong and courageous heroine who is making a better life for herself, and Marichiko as the liberal weenie. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-01-2005, 07:52 AM	#8
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Googling around, I found a pic of deimos420. Just wanted to put a face to the name. You're up early for a pothead - it must suck having your dad wake you up on his way out the door. And people wonder why Wal Mart hires so many illegal aliens. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

12-01-2005, 12:14 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think perhaps something more direct and less filled with difficult references such as Mad Magazine. Perhaps something like, "Deimos totally sucks ass. Like, dude is a lamer, y'know? Totally." Deimos, repeat after me..."Paper or Plastic? Would you like to supersize that for only 59 cents more? Which shovel should I use in the ditch? Where'dya want me to dump this manure load again?" Now you can't say you didn't get any preparation for your eventual career choices while you were here at The Cellar. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-01-2005, 06:15 AM	#3
deimos420 Questionist Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8	america sucks. you all are boring and lame. GO IRAQ!!! p.s. you guys really are the lamest of lame

12-01-2005, 06:18 AM	#5
deimos420 Questionist Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8	i won't ever come back cuz you guys just don't know how to throw in good come backs, or give me a challenge. YAWN! oh, and i don't have a son, either. so whoever believed me, HA! now if you boring people will excuse me, i'm going to play half-life 2. i just can't believe i grabbed the attention and anger of a bunch of middle-aged losers like i did, and i'm only 15! hahaha!

12-01-2005, 09:39 AM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm back to being impressed with his punctuation - and people think teenagers these days are all text-maniacs?

12-01-2005, 10:49 AM	#10
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	I, for one, am extremely unimpressed. At 15, I was already writing for my school's satirical paper, THE FULCRUM (the official school paper was called THE LEVER). Hey, anyone remember Tomas R.? He was 15, also, I think, and actually brighter than this kid. Tomas! Come back! Hey, deimos, sorry the witty comebacks around here aren't up to YOUR standards. Er, "you are all boring and lame"?

12-01-2005, 12:21 PM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Actually I was lame for a while after I was knocked down by a car. Perhaps that referred to me specifically?

12-01-2005, 12:26 PM	#14
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"you guys are lame". SG, you definitely don't qualify. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-01-2005, 02:04 PM	#15
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	BigV, in parts of the midwest, "you guys" is generic. Like in the south where people ask you if you want a coke. Then ask what kind. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

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