Sexuality question

[OnyxCougar]

BN, you got a pic posted somewhere?

[MaggieL]

Originally posted by ladysycamore

Surely you guys didn't think I meant Sycamore in the "nobody in this town".

Of course not....but that didn't stop me from joking about it.

I'm taking an alcohol prep and some kleenicies to the polls next time, in case I end up with a machine that was used by one of those voting penises.

[Catwoman]

Onyx and BN, up a tree, ****i n g ...!

[OnyxCougar]

Originally Posted by Catwoman

Onyx and BN, up a tree, ****i n g ...!

I prefer to do my talking in a person generally, over chai creme frappaccinos.

[Sun_Sparkz]

Well, when you put it like that.. it sounds bad.

i'm just giving advice from my experiences.. if you think a guy is a a genuinely nice guy, and not just some guy out looking for sex on a stick, then your more likely to proceed with some action.

[breakingnews]

If I'm trying at all, I'm trying too hard. I'm possibly the nicest guy out there (so I've been told). It's just ... I dunno ... I'd like to be able to get out there and do the pick-up thing without coming off as either a desperate sleezebag or a total fruit.

That's not even my point (I think my post came out all wrong). It was supposed to be an observation that lately I am SURROUNDED by couples in this fucking city. And all people do is talk about their other halves. Even a good friend of mine, who's generally really cool and fun to be around, can't help but talk endlessly about going to her boyfriend's place in "the Hamptons" every weekend and doing whatever it is that they do out there. Like a pyschological extension of the PDA thread that you started.

On that note, last night on the train back to NYC, I was surrounded on three sides by couples. The married couple to my left was very decent (gosh the woman was hot); the other two couples, on the other hand, were totally out of control. The two to my right had their legs entangled, while the guy conspicuously tucks his hand under her shirt and kind of down into the ass/crotch region. In 10 minute intervals, he would lean over and give her a peck on the cheek ... before she grabbed his head and started an all-out, three-minute, spit-swapping tongue hocket session.

I couldn't see the couple behind me, but I could hear them. Isn't that enough to say it's too much?

[Sun_Sparkz]

Originally Posted by breakingnews

On that note, last night on the train back to NYC, I was surrounded on three sides by couples.

When i was Car hunting, it seemed like every second car i saw on the street was the Mitsubishi Lancer i wanted.

When i broke up with my last boyfriend, it seemed like everywhere i went - i thought i saw him.

Sometimes if something is bothering you, or is an issue in your life then ITS EVERYWHERE. I would really just stop thinking about it so much and something good will just fall right into your lap!

[breakingnews]

Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz

When i was Car hunting, it seemed like every second car i saw on the street was the Mitsubishi Lancer i wanted.

When i broke up with my last boyfriend, it seemed like everywhere i went - i thought i saw him.

Sometimes if something is bothering you, or is an issue in your life then ITS EVERYWHERE. I would really just stop thinking about it so much and something good will just fall right into your lap!

Yah, like the 32-year-old teacher I shacked up with last Friday. Guess my dry spell has finally ended ...

[SouthOfNoNorth]

breakingnews, if you want your luck to change, just try going to a bar to have a drink by yourself to chill out once. i tried that last saturday after my woman and i had a huge meltdown fight. i was minding my own business getting de-stroyed when i basically got molested at the bar. this woman starts rubbing my shirt and telling me she had $600 pajamas made out of the same material. it never happens when you want it. and rarely with whom you want it.

[lookout123]

woman can see and smell the desperation in a man. if you are absolutely on the hunt, you will probably come up empty handed, or at most come up with a partner of questionable quality.
Rule #1 learned as a young bartender: the easiest thing in the world to do when looking for a partner is nothing at all. be confident, speak politely to everyone you encounter, and when with an interesting woman, show interest in her and her life without starting the stop watch to see how long it will take to land in bed. follow those rules and female friends and even some ex-girlfriends will be referring their friends to you for companionship.

[russotto]

Originally Posted by lookout123

follow those rules and female friends and even some ex-girlfriends will be referring their friends to you for companionship.

Yep, and they'll come to you for companionship and nothing more.... and they'll complain to you about the jerks they ARE sleeping with.

[breakingnews]

Oh, I have a pic on the internet somewhere. Must stir the pot to see if it will surface.

[xoxoxoBruce]

[hot_pastrami]

Originally Posted by breakingnews

Oh, I have a pic on the internet somewhere. Must stir the pot to see if it will surface.

Is this the picture you're thinking of?

[breakingnews]

Originally Posted by hot_pastrami

Is this the picture you're thinking of?

Wow, but, no, not that picture. I need to purge some of those old ridiculous photos.

Soon. From somewhere.