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Old 11-09-2015, 01:01 PM   #91
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Old 11-09-2015, 01:04 PM   #92
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She will crush your team with her unusually powerful Vagina
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Old 11-09-2015, 01:10 PM   #93
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And look again, clob, He has Phillip Rivers. Your Tight End is an elite player in his role, but Rivers is a QB1. You never know what will happen.... He could get nicked and come out early, or the Bears might smell his menstruations and shut him down... Thing is, if Rivers stays in, every point Gates gets will come on passes thrown to him by your opponent.... TL;DNR: You're probably gonna lose this one. Sorry.
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Old 11-09-2015, 01:45 PM   #94
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Oh, dude, I know. No way a TE beats a QB. When I say I believe, I mean with wavy jazz hands and sparkles in the air.
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Old 11-11-2015, 09:28 PM   #95
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As crap as my team has been doing this year, I'm still in first place in my division. I've done a horrid job prognosticating... Guys that should kill it, based on the match up, are either getting injured or just shitting the bed.... Very much like the Cowboys' season. Here's hoping we both make the playoffs and get our heads out of our asses in time to finish respectably.
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Old 11-11-2015, 09:37 PM   #96
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I was just thinking back, I know for sure I was pregnant the very first time I attempted this with you guys. Was it the first kid (2005) or the second (2007)? Is it possible this is really the eleventh year of the Cellar fantasy football league? Even if it's only the ninth, Christ Almighty...
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Old 11-11-2015, 10:39 PM   #97
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Old 11-12-2015, 06:13 AM   #98
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That's quite a run.


The injuries seem over the top this year. I'm scraping for replacements every week.
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Old 11-12-2015, 07:26 AM   #99
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Last week I just gave up. Too many players with byes. Not sure how that happened, but I wasn't going to give up half my team of good players so I can switch in replacements and hope nobody grabs my good players while they are available.

But at least with last week out of the way I can get back on track again this week.
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Old 11-14-2015, 10:04 AM   #100
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Wow - EXACTLY what Griff & glatt just said. I mailed it in last week.
This week, however, looks like all the preceding - hopeless due to lack of talent.
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Old 11-14-2015, 11:03 AM   #101
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It's upset week for Mr. Griff as this is the point in the season where I turn things around. His QB will just be handing off to my RB, against the worst run defense in the lig. And the Eagles are playing Miami, and Bradford should get 4 TDs out of this and blah blah blah blah
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Old 11-14-2015, 12:02 PM   #102
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Williams was a monster last week. I'm just trying to play the qb who'll actually be under center at this point. Looks like Jones.
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Old 11-14-2015, 08:19 PM   #103
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Ute, the Iggles are gonna run run run this week. Sam will have less than 200 yards passing. Unless they commit turn overs early and have to play from behind.
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Old 11-14-2015, 10:25 PM   #104
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yeah but still
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Old 11-15-2015, 06:30 PM   #105
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I'm just trying to play the qb who'll actually be under center at this point. Looks like Jones.
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