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Old 11-09-2011, 10:45 PM   #91
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How does one become okay with being single?
Get out of debt, then enjoy how easy it is to stay there.
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Old 11-10-2011, 07:31 AM   #92
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Get out of debt, then enjoy how easy it is to stay there.


Reminds of that old clip from The Tonight Show where a little boy asks Johnny to do magic tricks. Johnny makes a coin disappear behind the kid's ear then the coin reappears. The little boy asks Johnny "how do you make it REALLY disappear?" and Johnny replies "Get married."
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Old 11-12-2011, 08:05 AM   #93
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Classic, those signs rock. I am so stealing that.
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Old 11-12-2011, 09:52 AM   #94
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Ack! Another Cellar divorce.
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Old 11-24-2011, 10:49 PM   #95
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I've decided Im Ally McBeal, but with bigger tits and arse.

I love falling in love, but I dont know how to be comfortable and stable when the new and shiny wears off.

Plus, I am huge big tarty flirt, I cant turn that off and when Im being tarty and flirty, I have to put out - thats not good for a relationship.

So, friends with benefits works with me, I just want a guy who I can treat as a boyfriend when I want to treat him as a boyfriend, or just have sex with and not want to be in my space all the time and be demanding.

I rock at long distance relationships, dirty pictures and text that results in sex every other weekend
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