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Old 10-14-2011, 12:43 PM   #1
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I haven't logged into Bacefook since I started reading about all this. I'm sure i'm missing some good stuff but this sounds like a nightmare and, well, fuckit.
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Old 10-14-2011, 01:15 PM   #2
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Truly "unfacebook" yourself here:
http://suicidemachine.org/
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Old 10-14-2011, 01:30 PM   #3
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Truly "unfacebook" yourself here:
http://suicidemachine.org/
Yes... or at least understand the F@ceBook defaults and options, including

The new FB tracks each website you visit
If you are on mobile, it tracks your physical location
Such data is distributed to advertisers
Such data is distributed to your Friends and/or Everyone.

Maybe you don't care... Maybe you do.
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Old 10-15-2011, 08:21 PM   #4
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Paranoid rants aside, since joining facebook, I've got laid with two women* in ways that would not have happened without FB.

*Not at the same time!
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Old 10-15-2011, 08:29 PM   #5
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But Z, you missed 3 others who were outside your door while you were messing about with FB.
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Old 10-15-2011, 08:36 PM   #6
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[runs out to check]
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Old 01-04-2012, 09:40 AM   #7
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Yeah someone at the FB headquarters got bored and pushed the big "Screw with things" button. Again.
Anyone else seen the "new" layout?
WTF is that, other than most confusing? Gah - this looks more like myspace every time they change stuff.
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Old 01-21-2012, 03:36 PM   #8
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Dad's on FB ...
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Old 01-21-2012, 03:53 PM   #9
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Chris gonna buss a cap in pappy's ass.
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Old 01-21-2012, 06:50 PM   #10
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at FB parenting.

V it just that the contacts were either developed or maintained via FB that led to the eventual actions. The actions themselves were .. actually, come to think of it, they were a bit out-of-the-ordinary too. all I'm sayin'.
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Old 01-21-2012, 08:58 PM   #11
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Old 01-22-2012, 11:32 AM   #12
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I always thought "XAgent Owns You"?
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Old 01-25-2012, 11:00 AM   #13
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Old 07-15-2014, 02:58 PM   #14
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There has to be money driving this. How do FB page owners make money by getting people to comment on this stuff?

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Old 07-15-2014, 04:29 PM   #15
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There has to be money driving this. How do FB page owners make money by getting people to comment on this stuff?

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I saw that last week. Best answer : Ohio!
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