dwellar NSFW pics 2006: show yourself - Page 7

DucksNuts · 10-26-2006, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle

I'm enjoying trying to shatter my good image for all time in the nsfw nekkid cellarite thread. I promise not to do anything illegal, or actually show my wee wee (yet). I respect your place more than my joke, so just quietly PM me when I become anything that approaches utter tastelessness or creepy or whatever. I'm just seeing if the so called worldly women are really up for my kind of corruption, or if they thought I would turn pink and run out giggling at the first mention of boobies. I'm also totally making it up as I go along, and have NO sexual interest in any of the weirdass stuff I hope to post.

Just felt like I had to say "It's still me". Not this guy in the thread.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-26-2006, 08:22 PM

You'll have to go some to beat NBN and his spider.

glatt · 10-26-2006, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You'll have to go some to beat NBN and his spider.

But please don't!

zippyt · 10-28-2006, 02:46 AM

the Hole in my leg to remind me to NEVER handel firearms when when messed up , after a 6 pack of Budweiser tall boys ( 16 oz ) and most of a bag of weed ,
Damn neer a thru and thru , but you could feel the lumps of lead from the .22 mag holow point on the other side of my thigh , made SFW by a t-shirt .

richlevy · 10-29-2006, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

lumps of lead from the .22 mag holow point on the other side of my thigh

So not only were you handling a loaded gun while intoxicated, but a loaded gun with hollow points?

Why not just juggle hand grenades? It's quicker.

A couple of inches and you could have qualified for an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.

zippyt · 10-29-2006, 04:35 PM

Yeppres , it was one of the most STUPID things I have EVER done !!!

My Dr. ( A former Marine as well ) closed the door and gave me WHAT FOR !!!
Then he smiled and said " Well at least you were a good shot , a few inches one way and you would have hit the femerol artery , and a few inches the other you would have been singing Soprano !!!

Aliantha · 10-29-2006, 11:46 PM

I"m still waiting to see Ducks' nipple on this thread...

zippyt · 10-29-2006, 11:51 PM

Come ON ducks , show us a Jumbly or 2 !!!!!

Aliantha · 10-29-2006, 11:53 PM

Yeah DUCKS! Show us a jumbly. lol

DucksNuts · 10-30-2006, 04:56 AM

FFS...

I'm such a sucker for peer pressure

First person that laughs will really hurt my feelins :p

yesman065 · 10-30-2006, 07:17 AM

I love "her" DN she is magnificent - no need to be envious of anyone!

Spexxvet · 10-30-2006, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

FFS...

I'm such a sucker for peer pressure

First person that laughs will really hurt my feelins :p

Spexxvet · 10-30-2006, 07:37 AM

I just want to say it again: nudie shots are much better with your smiling face in the picture.

Elspode · 10-30-2006, 02:46 PM

A marvelously complex nipple! Reminds me of photos from Mars. Quite extraordinary and interesting.

SteveDallas · 10-30-2006, 03:35 PM

Well, this is certainly within the spirit of NSFW if not the letter. Late last night before bed, I slipped walking down the stairs and I slid the last 3 or 4 steps. When I got to the bottom, I absorbed all my weight & momentum in my right big toe, which bent back under my foot as it hit the floor. It didn't hurt bad at the time, but by this morning I could barely put any weight on it or bend it. Diagnosis: Partial fracture.

10-26-2006, 08:22 PM	#92
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You'll have to go some to beat NBN and his spider. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-28-2006, 02:46 AM	#94
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	the Hole in my leg to remind me to NEVER handel firearms when when messed up , after a 6 pack of Budweiser tall boys ( 16 oz ) and most of a bag of weed , Damn neer a thru and thru , but you could feel the lumps of lead from the .22 mag holow point on the other side of my thigh , made SFW by a t-shirt . Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-29-2006, 04:35 PM	#96
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Yeppres , it was one of the most STUPID things I have EVER done !!! My Dr. ( A former Marine as well ) closed the door and gave me WHAT FOR !!! Then he smiled and said " Well at least you were a good shot , a few inches one way and you would have hit the femerol artery , and a few inches the other you would have been singing Soprano !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-29-2006, 11:46 PM	#97
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I"m still waiting to see Ducks' nipple on this thread... __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-29-2006, 11:51 PM	#98
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Come ON ducks , show us a Jumbly or 2 !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-29-2006, 11:53 PM	#99
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yeah DUCKS! Show us a jumbly. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-30-2006, 04:56 AM	#100
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	FFS... I'm such a sucker for peer pressure First person that laughs will really hurt my feelins :p

10-30-2006, 07:17 AM	#101
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	I love "her" DN she is magnificent - no need to be envious of anyone!

10-30-2006, 07:37 AM	#103
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I just want to say it again: nudie shots are much better with your smiling face in the picture. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-30-2006, 02:46 PM	#104
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	A marvelously complex nipple! Reminds me of photos from Mars. Quite extraordinary and interesting. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-30-2006, 03:35 PM	#105
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Well, this is certainly within the spirit of NSFW if not the letter. Late last night before bed, I slipped walking down the stairs and I slid the last 3 or 4 steps. When I got to the bottom, I absorbed all my weight & momentum in my right big toe, which bent back under my foot as it hit the floor. It didn't hurt bad at the time, but by this morning I could barely put any weight on it or bend it. Diagnosis: Partial fracture. Attached Images

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