What is your favorite cuss word? - Page 7

jinx · 03-17-2006, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

1. If you weren't doing that thing with the xtian thing, that's cool. I was just arguing, not accusing or whatever.

2. I'm not angry

3. I'm just wondering why religious people aren't allowed to protect and defend things that are central to their faith without being attacked.

4. Fucktard is still my favorite cuss word.

edit: 5. Thanks and xoxoxo's to wolf for getting it, and brianna for being naughty and smoking whatever she's smoking.

1. OK, cool
2. Good, life is too short
3. Because if you plan to defend things central to your faith by limiting how I should express myself when I spill my tea - I'll get pissy.
4. Cock

wolf · 03-17-2006, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

No fighting. I'm coming to forks in Aug., I only hope you've a great casserole!

If you come to forks in August, you will miss it.

It's in June.

I am awaiting confirmation on the date, but by the algorithm, it should be June 24/25.

Trilby · 03-17-2006, 01:54 PM

I am ungodly embarressed. Really.

Damn.

I suppose I could make a really great dish and gain favor again?

ps--look, motherfuckers, who is GOING to PUT my ass up? (re: accomodate me via villa?)
MaggieL? (no) Richlevy? (no) JINX? (oh, goddess, please! I want to steal her sox!) or, wolf (If the goddess so wishes and gives me mucho magic shit) coz wolf is skeptical. Of, me.

lumberjim · 03-17-2006, 05:01 PM

oh hell yeah. the only way i'll make forks is if i get this new gig. no chance if im still at cherry hill goobah. i dont think jinx will go alone, but if brianna came, they could go together. how scary would that be?

one thing. if i DO go, i'm going to turn it on it's ear. there will be music. there will be drums. there will be actual drunken lascivious behavior. i'll bring friends. trust me.

Undertoad · 03-17-2006, 05:11 PM

If you guys build a stage and provide power I will rent a PA and pay my bandmates to play the show.

lumberjim · 03-17-2006, 05:19 PM

dude. i've got a hammer and some nails. and lots of power tools. we could burn the stage in the bonfire afterwards. I could get Phinneus Phogg to play there too. i might have to take vacation that week.

what's the deal with noise, wolf?

Stress Puppy · 03-17-2006, 05:53 PM

So here's the thing, when I say something like Jesus Fucking Christ.. I'm not saying it with the slightest intention of attacking someone's religious beliefs. I'm saying it, because I'm more frustrated than "Fuck" will vent properly. It's the syllables, really. 5 syllables in a staccato kind of rythm. When I'm a little frustrated, the single syllable of Fuck works fine. When I'm a bit more frustrated, motherfucker has the proper syllables. The more frustrated I am, the longer the curse. I like the rythm of the words Jesus Fucking Christ. I like the beat, instead of something that may flow more smoothly. Smooth doesn't really get my frustration across, but something choppy does. Get it?

Also, I still laugh every time I think about the hell comment.

Clodfobble · 03-17-2006, 08:54 PM

Hey noodle, next time someone says "Jesus Fucking Christ" in front of you, just be cool, and then a few minutes later fake a stubbed toe and shout out "Prophet Fucking Mohammed!"

Okay, well I'd laugh...

bluecuracao · 03-17-2006, 09:15 PM

Yoo Mutha Fucka is first thing I always say, when the thrice-weekly cab nearly runs me over.

Kagen4o4 · 03-17-2006, 10:33 PM

poo faced stupid head.
eat shit you cock sucking mother fucker. shut the fuck up before i put your balls in a vice and light your dick on fire, while making you watch as i wrip your mothers asshole apart with a old, splintery 2x4. if you ever put the word fucking between jesus and christ again it will be the last thing you say that isnt muddled by your own blood and the semen of a big hairy fat russian guy named Slobberdown Mycokubitch.

im just kidding im not catholic or christian. since this is a topic about insults i thought it would be the appropriate place to vent.

ahhhh thats better.

so whats this forks thing? something yankie?

bluecuracao · 03-17-2006, 10:41 PM

Ah, Kagen and Q. Tarantino--separated at birth!

dar512 · 03-18-2006, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stress Puppy

So here's the thing, when I say something like Jesus Fucking Christ.. I'm not saying it with the slightest intention of attacking someone's religious beliefs. I'm saying it, because I'm more frustrated than "Fuck" will vent properly. It's the syllables, really.

I dunno. I think there's more to it than that. (Not speaking about you personally but people in general) Why don't people say "Fucking Buddha stick" or "Holy fucking Zeus"? If a person is agnostic or whatever, then I'd think those combinations make as much sense as JFC. It's more than just getting enough syllables or we'd all be using "dagnabbit" or some such.

I believe in free speech. But I also think it's impolite to use language or phrases that you know or suspect will offend those around you. It's just common courtesy. The whole modern attitude of "Take me as I am. I'm going to act how I act and talk the way I want and if you don't like it shove off" I see as self-indulgent. Self-restraint seems to be passe.

wolf · 03-18-2006, 12:27 AM

Because "Fucking Buddha Stick" doesn't flow off the tongue, and Zeus will strike you down for that kind of shit. And not right away either. Unexpectedly. And you'll only recognize the connection in retrospect. The Old Gods are subtle.

Stress Puppy · 03-18-2006, 04:06 PM

Actually, I do say dagnabit a lot. But it isn't part of this thread, since this thread is about favorite cusses.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-18-2006, 06:19 PM

Actually, Dagnabit would probably gain more attention than goddamnit, from those hearing it, these days.

03-17-2006, 01:54 PM	#93
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I am ungodly embarressed. Really. Damn. I suppose I could make a really great dish and gain favor again? ps--look, motherfuckers, who is GOING to PUT my ass up? (re: accomodate me via villa?) MaggieL? (no) Richlevy? (no) JINX? (oh, goddess, please! I want to steal her sox!) or, wolf (If the goddess so wishes and gives me mucho magic shit) coz wolf is skeptical. Of, me. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 03-17-2006 at 01:59 PM.

03-17-2006, 05:01 PM	#94
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oh hell yeah. the only way i'll make forks is if i get this new gig. no chance if im still at cherry hill goobah. i dont think jinx will go alone, but if brianna came, they could go together. how scary would that be? one thing. if i DO go, i'm going to turn it on it's ear. there will be music. there will be drums. there will be actual drunken lascivious behavior. i'll bring friends. trust me. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-17-2006, 05:19 PM	#96
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	dude. i've got a hammer and some nails. and lots of power tools. we could burn the stage in the bonfire afterwards. I could get Phinneus Phogg to play there too. i might have to take vacation that week. what's the deal with noise, wolf? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-17-2006, 05:53 PM	#97
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	So here's the thing, when I say something like Jesus Fucking Christ.. I'm not saying it with the slightest intention of attacking someone's religious beliefs. I'm saying it, because I'm more frustrated than "Fuck" will vent properly. It's the syllables, really. 5 syllables in a staccato kind of rythm. When I'm a little frustrated, the single syllable of Fuck works fine. When I'm a bit more frustrated, motherfucker has the proper syllables. The more frustrated I am, the longer the curse. I like the rythm of the words Jesus Fucking Christ. I like the beat, instead of something that may flow more smoothly. Smooth doesn't really get my frustration across, but something choppy does. Get it? Also, I still laugh every time I think about the hell comment. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

03-17-2006, 10:33 PM	#100
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	poo faced stupid head. eat shit you cock sucking mother fucker. shut the fuck up before i put your balls in a vice and light your dick on fire, while making you watch as i wrip your mothers asshole apart with a old, splintery 2x4. if you ever put the word fucking between jesus and christ again it will be the last thing you say that isnt muddled by your own blood and the semen of a big hairy fat russian guy named Slobberdown Mycokubitch. im just kidding im not catholic or christian. since this is a topic about insults i thought it would be the appropriate place to vent. ahhhh thats better. so whats this forks thing? something yankie? __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-17-2006, 05:11 PM	#95
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	If you guys build a stage and provide power I will rent a PA and pay my bandmates to play the show.

03-17-2006, 08:54 PM	#98
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Hey noodle, next time someone says "Jesus Fucking Christ" in front of you, just be cool, and then a few minutes later fake a stubbed toe and shout out "Prophet Fucking Mohammed!" Okay, well I'd laugh...

03-17-2006, 09:15 PM	#99
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Yoo Mutha Fucka is first thing I always say, when the thrice-weekly cab nearly runs me over.

03-17-2006, 10:41 PM	#101
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Ah, Kagen and Q. Tarantino--separated at birth!

03-18-2006, 12:27 AM	#103
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Because "Fucking Buddha Stick" doesn't flow off the tongue, and Zeus will strike you down for that kind of shit. And not right away either. Unexpectedly. And you'll only recognize the connection in retrospect. The Old Gods are subtle. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-18-2006, 04:06 PM	#104
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	Actually, I do say dagnabit a lot. But it isn't part of this thread, since this thread is about favorite cusses. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

03-18-2006, 06:19 PM	#105
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Actually, Dagnabit would probably gain more attention than goddamnit, from those hearing it, these days. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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