Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 69

fargon · 04-03-2016, 06:27 PM

No that is porn.

Gravdigr · 04-04-2016, 05:37 PM

Mmm...Salty, hot, butter-flavored p'orn.

Happy Monkey · 04-06-2016, 03:07 PM

Is he into obscure web-based puzzle sites?

monster · 04-06-2016, 08:42 PM

What was the prompt word?

Clodfobble · 04-06-2016, 10:07 PM

Completely unrelated, but I remember the whole list started with the letter I. His general desire is to come up with short words, so he has less to write.

Gravdigr · 04-08-2016, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

His general desire is to come up with short words, so he has less to write.

monster · 04-20-2016, 07:51 PM

This is a "do" rather than a say.....

Youngest (Highschool freshman aka camoboy & hewholostdisorganizedinapilesomewhere)went off to volunteer at the swim meet held at the high school for all the local middle schools. These are always chaos anyway. After several hours, one of the moms I know posted bout the meet on Facebook, so I asked how it was going and mentioned he was supposed to be '"helping", she said:

He's the starter.doing a pretty good job, only started two races without the kids ready.

(it was only about a third done at this point)

xoxoxoBruce · 04-20-2016, 08:05 PM

If you're in a competition you have to pay attention, the race is not at your convenience, it's at the officials convenience. He was teaching future Olympians a valuable lesson. Why he just might have won us a gold medal today. USA! USA!

monster · 04-20-2016, 08:02 PM

another mom said he did a great job. I asked if he told jokes during the longer races. She said;

no jokes, but his jazz hands always gave away exactly when he was going to hit the start button, which was absolutely awesome, particularly from the vantage of lane 1

Jazz hands

monster · 05-12-2016, 09:44 AM

Overheard at breakfast in the hotel Monday morning from a young boy: "can you pause the baby?"

Gravdigr · 05-12-2016, 04:16 PM

42 Creepy AF Things Kids Said To Their Parents

#29.

monster · 05-27-2016, 03:47 PM

So I was standing in line at the grocery store with the weirdest of my kids and at one particularly weird moment I said "Son, you are doing me a frighten". Without a breath, he said "Bork! Bork! Bork!" I didn't show him that one. No doubting his parentage.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-27-2016, 04:15 PM

Never questioned his, it's yours that makes me ponder. Which planet? Which dimension?

Gravdigr · 05-28-2016, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

"Bork! Bork! Bork!"

monster · 06-11-2016, 11:20 PM

Thor has been on facebook for about 18 months now. But this may be his first real post:

Really annoyed about the linguistically insensitive "nose blind" term in Febreeze commercials. The correct terms go as follows.
Hyposmia [high-POSE-mee-ah] is a reduced ability to detect odors.
Anosmia [ah-NOSE-mee-ah] is the complete inability to detect odors. In rare cases, someone may be born without a sense of smell, a condition called congenital anosmia.
Parosmia [pahr-OZE-mee-ah] is a change in the normal perception of odors, such as when the smell of something familiar is distorted, or when something that normally smells pleasant now smells foul.
Phantosmia [fan-TOES-mee-ah] is the sensation of an odor that isn’t there.
Get some English, Febreeze

He is 14

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04-20-2016, 07:51 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	This is a "do" rather than a say..... Youngest (Highschool freshman aka camoboy & hewholostdisorganizedinapilesomewhere)went off to volunteer at the swim meet held at the high school for all the local middle schools. These are always chaos anyway. After several hours, one of the moms I know posted bout the meet on Facebook, so I asked how it was going and mentioned he was supposed to be '"helping", she said: He's the starter.doing a pretty good job, only started two races without the kids ready. (it was only about a third done at this point) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-04-2016, 05:37 PM	#2
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04-20-2016, 08:05 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If you're in a competition you have to pay attention, the race is not at your convenience, it's at the officials convenience. He was teaching future Olympians a valuable lesson. Why he just might have won us a gold medal today. USA! USA! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-20-2016, 08:02 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	another mom said he did a great job. I asked if he told jokes during the longer races. She said; no jokes, but his jazz hands always gave away exactly when he was going to hit the start button, which was absolutely awesome, particularly from the vantage of lane 1 Jazz hands __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-12-2016, 09:44 AM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Overheard at breakfast in the hotel Monday morning from a young boy: "can you pause the baby?" __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-12-2016, 04:16 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	42 Creepy AF Things Kids Said To Their Parents #29. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-27-2016, 03:47 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So I was standing in line at the grocery store with the weirdest of my kids and at one particularly weird moment I said "Son, you are doing me a frighten". Without a breath, he said "Bork! Bork! Bork!" I didn't show him that one. No doubting his parentage. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-27-2016, 04:15 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Never questioned his, it's yours that makes me ponder. Which planet? Which dimension? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-11-2016, 11:20 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Thor has been on facebook for about 18 months now. But this may be his first real post: Really annoyed about the linguistically insensitive "nose blind" term in Febreeze commercials. The correct terms go as follows. Hyposmia [high-POSE-mee-ah] is a reduced ability to detect odors. Anosmia [ah-NOSE-mee-ah] is the complete inability to detect odors. In rare cases, someone may be born without a sense of smell, a condition called congenital anosmia. Parosmia [pahr-OZE-mee-ah] is a change in the normal perception of odors, such as when the smell of something familiar is distorted, or when something that normally smells pleasant now smells foul. Phantosmia [fan-TOES-mee-ah] is the sensation of an odor that isn’t there. Get some English, Febreeze He is 14 __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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