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Trilby · 07-29-2012, 07:18 AM

thanks for the song, footfootfoot. My father's apology was somewhat less heart-felt.

the next day he said, "We got off to a rough start," and that was it! The "apology"

and jimhelm - he didn't hurt me; he was in the back seat and he sort of karate-chopped me where my neck and shoulder meet. It's just, as zippy said, I was driving 75 mph on a turnpike and it was a pretty unexpected karate-chop. I could've wrecked the car. He's such a tool.

I'm better today. No more whining! Not today anyway.

monster · 07-29-2012, 07:34 AM

Duck Tape

classicman · 07-30-2012, 10:25 PM

I'm with Jim & Zip... Drop his ass harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!

Aliantha · 08-17-2012, 01:15 AM

ok, this is just a big bitch from me, so please feel free to ignore it because there's really no advice I need. I just want to smack some bitches in the face.

One of the local ladies here had her birthday on Wednesday, and I was going to arrange a facial for her for her birthday (now I'd like to give her something less pleasant than the original facial of course) because I don't really go in for the group gift thing that the other ladies were planning. Along with that, there was meant to be a dinner at the local pub on Sat night to celebrate which I wasn't keen on going to, mostly because the kids have footy in the arvo and I'm going to be tired, so I asked her last week if she'd like to have lunch today (friday) instead. She said she was busy today, so I figured I'd just make an appearance on Sat night and come home early. In the mean time, I've been trying to get her to commit to a time to come over on Sunday for her facial (she'd better not show up now) but she's been worried about being hung over blah blah.

In the mean time, I was talking to another mutual friend yesterday and suggested we have lunch and a catch up today since I had the day free, and she's not going to be there on Sat night either. She said she was too busy today so that was fine. I just hung around home and it was probably better anyway.

So, I'm sitting in the car checking facebook whilst waiting for Mav from school, and there's a lovely status from one to the other thanking them for the lovely lunch.

Fuck them bitches!

Facial is off and so is anything else they have in mind. They're going on a cruise in a month or so with a group of locals. I hope the fucking boat sinks.

Anyway, I sent a text to the one I'm closest to saying how she could have just said she was having lunch with the other rather than just saying she was busy, and she told me to 'grow up'. I wonder if she's forgotten I'm the one who's taking her son to footy and home again tomorrow cause she's going away with her b/f for the weekend.

Dumb fucking cunts. They can all kiss my fucking arse.

sexobon · 08-17-2012, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

... just want to smack some bitches in the face.

I prefer to spank their derrieres myself.

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

... Fuck them bitches!

Now you're talkin'!

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

... Dumb fucking cunts.

The best kind.

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

... They can all kiss my fucking arse.

Pics please!

Keep the information coming: you can always seek asylum in Ecuador.

Trilby · 08-18-2012, 04:43 AM

Here we go! driving maniacs to pennsylvania! spending weekend with said maniacs! Good thing I've got 15mg of Enya and a WHOLE boatload of people sending me good vibes. If there's a shooting in a park in western PA it's probably my family that's involved.

wish me luck.

Sundae · 08-18-2012, 05:32 AM

Good luck Bri, good aim x

Oh Ali, do grow up.
So that when you kick those bitches in the cunt you can do more damage.

orthodoc · 08-18-2012, 01:11 PM

Hang in there Bri!! And remember the Duck Tape ... comes in handy in all sorts of situations ...

glatt · 08-18-2012, 04:02 PM

Hitting the road myself in one hour. So long, beautiful Maine. Hello, RT 95 gridlock.

morethanpretty · 08-19-2012, 06:29 AM

Wow Ali, they sound like they need to grow up themselves. They can't be honest with you that they have plans to have lunch with each other? Plus, I don't see why you couldn't be invited along. That hurts.

orthodoc · 08-19-2012, 07:39 AM

Are you still with us, Bri? Or is the drive home today? Remember the Duck Tape ... and there's always the car roof

Trilby · 08-19-2012, 02:12 PM

Made it home in record time! four hours from New Wilmington PA to Dayton!

Soooooooooooooo glad to be back home but was good to see cousins I hadn't seen in over 20 years.

Imma just gonna relax now. Way. Too. Much. Family.

Need. Space.

Aliantha · 08-19-2012, 05:42 PM

I'm over it now mtp.

I'm just peripheral to these ladies after all, and that's ok. I have a number of very lovely friends who wouldn't do stuff like that. I actually don't think they meant to exclude me, but the fact that they both so easily forgot that I'd asked them to have lunch with me the same day just demonstrates where I rate on the scale of how much they enjoy spending time with me.

No harm done.

I had my bitch about it thanks to you guys. hehehe Time to move on.

Aliantha · 08-19-2012, 05:44 PM

Glad you got home safe Bri. Time for a nice cup of tea.

Sundae · 08-25-2012, 03:26 PM

Diz has cat flu.
New vet diagnosed him as a carrier, meaning he will have it on and off his whole life. Makes sense, although it's taken this long to have it diagnosed. I've twice had him treated for eye infections with no follow-up.

Also he has a heart murmer. Symptoms also make sense.

Gotta be Mean Person again forever now and not listen to unhelpful people telling me he has lost too much weight (same people eager to tell me he put on too much).
Saying that, I always knew he'd put on weight and that he has again, so that side of the equation I can only blame on myself. And listening to them about his weight loss, I knew I was feeding him within official guidelines, so I shouldn't have relaxed. The fact he went on a scavenging fury was just Diz-scoffery, not starvation.

He has antiobiotics. And it only cost me £50 (OMG!) Thank goodness the 'rents were kind enough to cover it - to be paid back of course. It's worth 4x in peace of mind. The Mia-cat had a weepy eye for a few weeks and it ended up being some sort of seed-husk in her eye which had already scratched her cornea and could have ended in blindness. But she's more skittish than Diz, who makes sure I have a full view of his peepers multiple times a day, so I only self-treated for a few days before realising it wasn't just a passing blip.

Boy-chick does NOT like the eye-gel. Vet warned it passed quickly from eye to nose to mouth. BITTER! Diz would say if he could, it's written in every line of his reaction. Pawing his eyes and nose in turn, licking his nose and then slapping his chops like a teen with gum.

Sorry Babba, not ready for you to cark it yet.

07-29-2012, 07:18 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	thanks for the song, footfootfoot. My father's apology was somewhat less heart-felt. the next day he said, "We got off to a rough start," and that was it! The "apology" and jimhelm - he didn't hurt me; he was in the back seat and he sort of karate-chopped me where my neck and shoulder meet. It's just, as zippy said, I was driving 75 mph on a turnpike and it was a pretty unexpected karate-chop. I could've wrecked the car. He's such a tool. I'm better today. No more whining! Not today anyway. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-29-2012, 07:34 AM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Duck Tape __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-30-2012, 10:25 PM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I'm with Jim & Zip... Drop his ass harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-17-2012, 01:15 AM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	ok, this is just a big bitch from me, so please feel free to ignore it because there's really no advice I need. I just want to smack some bitches in the face. One of the local ladies here had her birthday on Wednesday, and I was going to arrange a facial for her for her birthday (now I'd like to give her something less pleasant than the original facial of course) because I don't really go in for the group gift thing that the other ladies were planning. Along with that, there was meant to be a dinner at the local pub on Sat night to celebrate which I wasn't keen on going to, mostly because the kids have footy in the arvo and I'm going to be tired, so I asked her last week if she'd like to have lunch today (friday) instead. She said she was busy today, so I figured I'd just make an appearance on Sat night and come home early. In the mean time, I've been trying to get her to commit to a time to come over on Sunday for her facial (she'd better not show up now) but she's been worried about being hung over blah blah. In the mean time, I was talking to another mutual friend yesterday and suggested we have lunch and a catch up today since I had the day free, and she's not going to be there on Sat night either. She said she was too busy today so that was fine. I just hung around home and it was probably better anyway. So, I'm sitting in the car checking facebook whilst waiting for Mav from school, and there's a lovely status from one to the other thanking them for the lovely lunch. Fuck them bitches! Facial is off and so is anything else they have in mind. They're going on a cruise in a month or so with a group of locals. I hope the fucking boat sinks. Anyway, I sent a text to the one I'm closest to saying how she could have just said she was having lunch with the other rather than just saying she was busy, and she told me to 'grow up'. I wonder if she's forgotten I'm the one who's taking her son to footy and home again tomorrow cause she's going away with her b/f for the weekend. Dumb fucking cunts. They can all kiss my fucking arse. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-18-2012, 04:43 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Here we go! driving maniacs to pennsylvania! spending weekend with said maniacs! Good thing I've got 15mg of Enya and a WHOLE boatload of people sending me good vibes. If there's a shooting in a park in western PA it's probably my family that's involved. wish me luck. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-18-2012, 05:32 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Good luck Bri, good aim x Oh Ali, do grow up. So that when you kick those bitches in the cunt you can do more damage. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-18-2012, 01:11 PM	#8
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Hang in there Bri!! And remember the Duck Tape ... comes in handy in all sorts of situations ... __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

08-18-2012, 04:02 PM	#9
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Hitting the road myself in one hour. So long, beautiful Maine. Hello, RT 95 gridlock.

08-19-2012, 06:29 AM	#10
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Wow Ali, they sound like they need to grow up themselves. They can't be honest with you that they have plans to have lunch with each other? Plus, I don't see why you couldn't be invited along. That hurts. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

08-19-2012, 07:39 AM	#11
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Are you still with us, Bri? Or is the drive home today? Remember the Duck Tape ... and there's always the car roof __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

08-19-2012, 02:12 PM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Made it home in record time! four hours from New Wilmington PA to Dayton! Soooooooooooooo glad to be back home but was good to see cousins I hadn't seen in over 20 years. Imma just gonna relax now. Way. Too. Much. Family. Need. Space. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-19-2012, 05:42 PM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I'm over it now mtp. I'm just peripheral to these ladies after all, and that's ok. I have a number of very lovely friends who wouldn't do stuff like that. I actually don't think they meant to exclude me, but the fact that they both so easily forgot that I'd asked them to have lunch with me the same day just demonstrates where I rate on the scale of how much they enjoy spending time with me. No harm done. I had my bitch about it thanks to you guys. hehehe Time to move on. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-19-2012, 05:44 PM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Glad you got home safe Bri. Time for a nice cup of tea. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-25-2012, 03:26 PM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Diz has cat flu. New vet diagnosed him as a carrier, meaning he will have it on and off his whole life. Makes sense, although it's taken this long to have it diagnosed. I've twice had him treated for eye infections with no follow-up. Also he has a heart murmer. Symptoms also make sense. Gotta be Mean Person again forever now and not listen to unhelpful people telling me he has lost too much weight (same people eager to tell me he put on too much). Saying that, I always knew he'd put on weight and that he has again, so that side of the equation I can only blame on myself. And listening to them about his weight loss, I knew I was feeding him within official guidelines, so I shouldn't have relaxed. The fact he went on a scavenging fury was just Diz-scoffery, not starvation. He has antiobiotics. And it only cost me £50 (OMG!) Thank goodness the 'rents were kind enough to cover it - to be paid back of course. It's worth 4x in peace of mind. The Mia-cat had a weepy eye for a few weeks and it ended up being some sort of seed-husk in her eye which had already scratched her cornea and could have ended in blindness. But she's more skittish than Diz, who makes sure I have a full view of his peepers multiple times a day, so I only self-treated for a few days before realising it wasn't just a passing blip. Boy-chick does NOT like the eye-gel. Vet warned it passed quickly from eye to nose to mouth. BITTER! Diz would say if he could, it's written in every line of his reaction. Pawing his eyes and nose in turn, licking his nose and then slapping his chops like a teen with gum. Sorry Babba, not ready for you to cark it yet. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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