The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 635

chrisinhouston · 09-19-2011, 12:43 PM

Irish man arrested in Brazil with close to 2 lbs of cocaine in his gut. Yikes.

http://hosted2.ap.org/COGRA/APWorldN...ce277b6d7d20fe

HungLikeJesus · 09-19-2011, 01:39 PM

He's the six-million-dollar man!

Gravdigr · 09-20-2011, 02:57 PM

He probably ain't worth a plug nickel now.

Well, he's prolly worth something to the hitman looking for him 'bout now...

Gravdigr · 09-20-2011, 03:09 PM

The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.

dmg1969 · 09-20-2011, 03:17 PM

It's not every day you see a gorilla with a club chasing a bear.

Gravdigr · 09-20-2011, 03:20 PM

Watch it, he's a silverback--er--well, silvertop, anyway...

SteveB2580 · 09-20-2011, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Fucking brilliant

Spexxvet · 09-21-2011, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.

"You canna change the laws of physics, capt Bear!"

BigV · 09-21-2011, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.

oh how cute!!! it delivers itself to the table AND comes with its own toothpick!

Gravdigr · 09-21-2011, 04:12 PM

Now, if we can just get it to show up cooked, we'll have something...

BigV · 09-21-2011, 07:13 PM

I think the one in the brown suit likes his meat rare, really really rare.

HungLikeJesus · 09-21-2011, 08:23 PM

Well, at least that guy has a bat. The photographer probably just has a camera.

TheMercenary · 09-21-2011, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

from Wikipedia

Fairchild AFB.

Another reason not to buy Russian made Aircraft....

classicman · 09-23-2011, 04:28 PM

Child brings mom's crack pipe to school for show-and-tell

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SWEET SPRINGS, Mo. - A recent show-and-tell at a northwest Missouri elementary school resembled something out of an episode of the television show "Breaking Bad," and it led to the arrest of a kindergartner's mother.

Michelle Marie Cheatham, 32, was arrested on Sept. 6 after her son pulled out methamphetamines and his mother's crack pipe during a show-and-tell for his kindergarten class, according to a felony complaint filed in the Saline County Circuit Court.

Later that day, a search warrant was obtained by the Sweet Springs police to conduct a search at Cheatham's home, which led to the police reportedly recovering a crack pipe and a butane lighter, according to the Marshall Democrat-News.

Cheatham was charged six days later with two class C felonies - the first for possession of a controlled substance and the other for endangering the welfare of a child. Each charge includes punishments of up to seven years in the Missouri Department of Corrections system and up to a $5,000 fine, according to the felony complaint, obtained by CBS station KMOX,

The "several baggies of crack rocks" discovered in the boy's backpack were worth around $3,700, according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

"When I called the prosecutor about it, they said, 'You're kidding me, aren't you?'" Sweet Springs Police Chief Richard Downing told KCTV5 earlier this month.

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I was going to put this in the proud parent thread, but ...

footfootfoot · 09-23-2011, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.

Bear Club for men, I'm not just a member...

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