Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 62

footfootfoot · 03-03-2014, 11:49 AM

"This Thursday, one toddler will out another toddler as a vector for hookworms..."

orthodoc · 03-03-2014, 07:44 PM

"In a city where dogs run free and toddlers go barefoot, a young girl learns the horrifying truth and speaks out ..."

Lola Bunny · 03-04-2014, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

"In a city where dogs run free and toddlers go barefoot, a young girl learns the horrifying truth and speaks out ..."

LoL......my nephew would loudly say a woman is fat sometimes.

Had to teach what NOT to say about a woman. Perhaps I should stop calling myself fat in front of him so often that he thinks it's okay to say that out loud.

Clodfobble · 03-04-2014, 10:56 PM

For awhile we had to make the rule for Minifob, "When someone is fat, we say, 'I like your hair.'" It really helped for him to have a replacement phrase, because he felt absolutely compelled to comment.

Griff · 03-05-2014, 05:37 AM

Good idea. One of my guys asked, "What's wrong with your face?" of an adult visitor last week.

glatt · 03-05-2014, 07:17 AM

How do you respond to that? (As a teacher and as the person with the face.)

Griff · 03-06-2014, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

How do you respond to that? (As a teacher and as the person with the face.)

We both ignored it. If I knew her, I might have turned it into a teachable moment, but this child has real deficits in receptive language and tends to explode when he doesn't understand something. So I tend to choose my moments carefully.

Clodfobble · 03-05-2014, 07:50 PM

The kids are on a roll this week...

Minifobette is heading into her weekly social skills playgroup, and she is hopping across the floor instead of walking.

Therapist: Oh, are you hopping like a bunny?
Minifobette: No, I'm doing parkour.

footfootfoot · 03-06-2014, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

The kids are on a roll this week...

Minifobette is heading into her weekly social skills playgroup, and she is hopping across the floor instead of walking.

Therapist: Oh, are you hopping like a bunny?
Minifobette: No, I'm doing parkour.

That's hilarious. How old is she again?

Clodfobble · 03-06-2014, 03:40 PM

She's 5, about to turn 6 in April. Her exposure to parkour comes from spending time on YouTube with my stepkids (ages 15 and 12...)

footfootfoot · 03-06-2014, 04:12 PM

I figured it wasn't from watching The Office. That's funny.

Lola Bunny · 03-25-2014, 04:48 PM

Sitting here listening to my nephew do his homework. He asks out loud, "What causes drought? What causes drought?" No one answers. "How much water does a cow drink?" My sister goes over to him to see what he's doing. She sees that he answered the reason for California's drought is because the cows drank all water. Hmmm.....

footfootfoot · 03-31-2014, 11:06 AM

In the car ready to drive somewhere.

mm: I brushed my teeth but forgot to comb my hair.
f3: I combed my hair but forgot to brush my teeth.
mm (muttering): Oh my god, your breath is going to smell disgusting.

Lola Bunny · 03-31-2014, 05:29 PM

She's right, you know. Your breath would smell disgusting.

footfootfoot · 04-08-2014, 09:36 AM

Just heard a student say to her classmate, "Hashtag, go fuck yourself"

03-03-2014, 11:49 AM	#1
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03-03-2014, 07:44 PM	#2
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	"In a city where dogs run free and toddlers go barefoot, a young girl learns the horrifying truth and speaks out ..." __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

03-04-2014, 10:56 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	For awhile we had to make the rule for Minifob, "When someone is fat, we say, 'I like your hair.'" It really helped for him to have a replacement phrase, because he felt absolutely compelled to comment. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-05-2014, 05:37 AM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Good idea. One of my guys asked, "What's wrong with your face?" of an adult visitor last week. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-05-2014, 07:50 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	The kids are on a roll this week... Minifobette is heading into her weekly social skills playgroup, and she is hopping across the floor instead of walking. Therapist: Oh, are you hopping like a bunny? Minifobette: No, I'm doing parkour. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-05-2014, 07:17 AM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	How do you respond to that? (As a teacher and as the person with the face.)

03-06-2014, 03:40 PM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	She's 5, about to turn 6 in April. Her exposure to parkour comes from spending time on YouTube with my stepkids (ages 15 and 12...) __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-06-2014, 04:12 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I figured it wasn't from watching The Office. That's funny. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-25-2014, 04:48 PM	#12
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Sitting here listening to my nephew do his homework. He asks out loud, "What causes drought? What causes drought?" No one answers. "How much water does a cow drink?" My sister goes over to him to see what he's doing. She sees that he answered the reason for California's drought is because the cows drank all water. Hmmm.....

03-31-2014, 11:06 AM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	In the car ready to drive somewhere. mm: I brushed my teeth but forgot to comb my hair. f3: I combed my hair but forgot to brush my teeth. mm (muttering): Oh my god, your breath is going to smell disgusting. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-31-2014, 05:29 PM	#14
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	She's right, you know. Your breath would smell disgusting.

04-08-2014, 09:36 AM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Just heard a student say to her classmate, "Hashtag, go fuck yourself" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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