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06-22-2006, 02:32 PM
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I WISH I WAS HAVING SEX!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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06-22-2006, 02:38 PM
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Don't we all, Brianna. It's been 9 months since I've had sex (at least, with a woman).
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06-22-2006, 02:40 PM
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Me, too. I need to get a local booty call |
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06-23-2006, 10:05 AM
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Location: Colorado
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9 months also. I'm getting pretty cranky.
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06-23-2006, 10:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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whew... ahhhh.....
Anybody got a cigarrette?
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05-03-2007, 04:09 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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#1 Bruce, you fogot to bump THIS thread for Cloud.
#2 The bad news: I got my period today. #3 The good news: I have at least a week to get recommendations for new babymaking positions. I should be ovulating over our anniversry when we're out of town on a family vacation. A little gift from the fertility fairy would make a great present. OK Cellarites, hit me with your favorite positions. We'll evaluate, and I'll get back to you. The only rule is, it must be able to result in conception. On your mark, get set, POST!!!
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05-03-2007, 04:18 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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 Screw, screw, screw until you can't screw no more.
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05-03-2007, 04:26 PM
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05-03-2007, 04:37 PM
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You have to do it when the sperm is STRONG and the cycle is RIGHT! . . . and under a full moon on the beach. 
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05-03-2007, 06:07 PM
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halve your cake and eat it too.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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thusly my call for national amnesty on prostitution! hell! a little sex can cure alot of ills! (both male and female mind you!)
oops.. see below
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no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire. Last edited by cowhead; 05-03-2007 at 06:18 PM. |
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05-03-2007, 06:12 PM
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From behind gets the deepest penetration, which is good for conception--but the position afterwards matters, too. Lay on your back with your legs up against the wall for a good 20-30 minutes. And for the record, you should be getting it on 1-2 days before ovulation.
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05-03-2007, 06:14 PM
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halve your cake and eat it too.
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well... baby making posts..or positions... geez.. all of them have worked for me.. (well.. societally speaking not so much) although from what I understand you want to get the sperm as close to the source (cervix) and adjoining parts as possible... so.. hmm... a larger/longer penis or turkey baster (although that seems like an awesome amount to fill... porn star I am not).. dunno... at this age I wish I had kept one child I had previously forfeited then again.. that is what regret is all about huh?
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no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire. |
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05-03-2007, 09:46 PM
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Back and ready to tart up the place
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Well, seeing as I have no babies, I couldn't help you there. I agree with Clod, I think from behind would be a good bet, especially if you have your face against the bed with your behind in the air. Good luck!!!
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05-03-2007, 10:16 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Sadly, good ole missionary is the best position when TTC (to trying conceive). It drowns your cervix in the little swimmers...especially if you whack a pillow under your butt.
Your fertile period actually starts 4-5 days prior to ovulation and ends 24-48hrs after. Pink making sperm swims slower and lives longer, so if you doing the deed 3-5days prior you may end up with a little girl. |
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