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12-28-2013, 12:34 PM
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still says videotape
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I admire her contempt for humanity. Very well-developed already.
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12-28-2013, 12:46 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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"demented" - a Sesame Street word it is not !
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01-01-2014, 08:13 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Minifobette is flipping through my giant wall planner, reading out all the holidays in the coming year. When she gets to July, she tells me, "And look Mommy, there's Independence Day. That's the day when we have to do everything by ourselves."
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01-01-2014, 08:33 AM
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still says videotape
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Nice! Now she has a target date.
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01-01-2014, 11:48 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Quote:
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01-11-2014, 05:41 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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01-01-2014, 11:47 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Takes after her mom?
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02-14-2014, 04:24 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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From my daughter's artwork today:
Stick Figure 1: Can me and Charlie have a ride to the movies? Stick Figure 2: DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S A WAR ON???? |
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02-14-2014, 05:26 PM
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still says videotape
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02-14-2014, 05:30 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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She claims she heard the phrase from a book, but she can't remember which one.
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02-14-2014, 05:40 PM
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still says videotape
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Freaking awesome. I read it aloud here, everyone lost it.
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02-14-2014, 07:22 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Hector's inaugural season as a high school hockey goalie is almost over....
 Senior Night (last home game) is next week. The Senior Goalie's mom told me that when they were asking the seniors for amusing anecdotes from their careers he asked if they had to be "appropriate". The answer was yes, but tell me the inappropriate ones. So he told her about the first time they played like crap this season and were whinging like hell and the coach was asking for comments. Apparently, the hitherto pretty silent Freshman Goalie (5foot nothing, 80lb) piped up and told them they all needed to "Grow A Pair". There was a shocked silence for a while....
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02-14-2014, 08:07 PM
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still says videotape
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Nice!
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02-14-2014, 08:15 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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I have no idea where he heard such a phrase (no really, it wasn't from me, I like to teach that you don't need "a pair" (or even one) to give it your all....) I admit the 'tude may be not entirely out of the blue....ish
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