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Old 01-20-2013, 09:39 PM   #76
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It doesn't have the same ring when you put it that way. Besides, it's considered impolite to respond to full-on snark with logic.
Interesting... Noted; should be cross-posted in Protip thread.
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Old 01-21-2013, 03:41 AM   #77
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Double edged assault swords should be banned. What does the average person need with a sword that was designed for just one purpose ... slaying dragons. Swords should be limited to one sharp edge and the tip should be blunted. Only blood thirsty Black Knight wannabes need to both slash AND thrust.
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Old 01-21-2013, 06:45 AM   #78
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I don't know about the rest of the women here but I like both slash and thrust.
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:25 AM   #79
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The average human has less than two legs.
True or false: A person has one arm.

True, but usually a person has a second one, as well.
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Old 01-21-2013, 06:57 PM   #80
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The average human has less than two legs.
It's fewer! The average human has FEWER than two legs. ARGH!!




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Old 01-21-2013, 09:51 PM   #81
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Only if you assume they're missing one whole leg. I propose that in the case of partial limbs, it is, in fact, "less" leg.
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:26 PM   #82
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AND...you have to have to be insured and licensed to own and operate that weapon.

eta...this was to be an adjunct to Tril's post, not tor's. So it sounds like Im saying that doing so hasnt changed anything with cars so why would it change for guns. But what I wanted it to sound like is..why is there a system of accountablility for a cars but not guns?
And titles, training classes...
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:42 PM   #83
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Only if you assume they're missing one whole leg. I propose that in the case of partial limbs, it is, in fact, "less" leg.
... but as soon as you put the "s" on "legs" you're treating it as countable.
1.8 legs is fewer than 2.0 legs.
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:47 PM   #84
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Oh and most swords are honest, law abiding swords. It is only a small few callous and cruel swords which do this.

Swords don't kill people, only bastard swords kill people.

On a roll of 14 or higher on a d20.
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:33 AM   #85
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True or false: A person has one arm.

True, but usually a person has a second one, as well.
I deny your definition of person.
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:36 AM   #86
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I deny your definition of definition.
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:37 AM   #87
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I reject your definition of deny.
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Old 01-22-2013, 07:11 AM   #88
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I object to you subjecting rejecting to objectification.
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Old 01-22-2013, 07:26 AM   #89
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Objection denied!
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Old 01-22-2013, 07:26 AM   #90
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YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Sorry.....got a bit carried away with the courtroom scene...
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