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Old 07-14-2012, 05:35 PM   #1
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Sorry ... that one's Libby. I'm the one on the left.
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:43 PM   #2
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oh no no that's my slow burn reaction to your post!
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Old 07-14-2012, 07:12 PM   #3
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oh no no that's my slow burn reaction to your post!
That works too!
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Old 07-14-2012, 08:15 PM   #4
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Crones just wanna have fun like any other girl.
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Old 07-14-2012, 06:54 PM   #5
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How old are you UT?
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Old 07-14-2012, 08:22 PM   #6
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48, Ali, just like all of us
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:01 AM   #7
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48, Ali, just like all of us
That made me laugh.

Toad, if you don't mind me asking, how long were you single after your last break up?
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Old 07-14-2012, 08:26 PM   #8
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There are plenty of hot 40 something women out there. Plenty. You just need to look in the right places.
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:34 AM   #9
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Six months. I really worked it, put myself out there, did not want to be single.
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Old 07-15-2012, 09:58 AM   #10
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Six months. I really worked it, put myself out there, did not want to be single.
Eight years is pretty spectacular for a rebound relationship.

Now go out there and find someone that you really like, that likes you.
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Old 07-15-2012, 10:07 AM   #11
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Also remember that your odds get better each year because we old bastards find ways of offing ourselves before the ladies.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:26 AM   #12
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I have found the single life to be the BEST life.*

Except for sex, you get everything you want.

And if you go to Adam and Eve and purchase a few things, you might even get sex, too!


*This took a lot of work and a lot of acceptance and a lot of being ok with myself. But it's worth it. Everybody dies alone, UT. but then we get to come back and haunt the motherfkkers who dissed us IRL.
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Old 07-15-2012, 11:47 AM   #13
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I have found the single life to be the BEST life.*

Except for sex, you get everything you want.

And if you go to Adam and Eve and purchase a few things, you might even get sex, too!


*This took a lot of work and a lot of acceptance and a lot of being ok with myself. But it's worth it. Everybody dies alone, UT. but then we get to come back and haunt the motherfkkers who dissed us IRL.
Say it, Sistah!

As for me, I even get the Big O without lifting a finger. Ever since the menopause started at 42 (yikes!), I've been having spontaneous nocturnal orgasms, at least a two or three per week. Hell of a way to wake up from a dead sleep, lemme tell ya.
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Old 07-15-2012, 03:06 PM   #14
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Say it, Sistah!

As for me, I even get the Big O without lifting a finger. Ever since the menopause started at 42 (yikes!), I've been having spontaneous nocturnal orgasms, at least a two or three per week. Hell of a way to wake up from a dead sleep, lemme tell ya.
I think you could probably sell tickets for that Glinda!
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Old 07-16-2012, 09:57 AM   #15
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Say it, Sistah!

As for me, I even get the Big O without lifting a finger. Ever since the menopause started at 42 (yikes!), I've been having spontaneous nocturnal orgasms, at least a two or three per week. Hell of a way to wake up from a dead sleep, lemme tell ya.
ohm, yeah.

we're gonna need a WHOLE lot more detail here. This is not something you just post blithely and say no more about.

How do you know they are spontaneous if you're asleep? Are there dreams that go with these Os? Does it ever happen when you're awake? Are you sure they are real and not dreamt? Are you alone in your home? DO you have pets? DO you slather peanut butter... wait.. that's crude.
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