Favorite Quotes - Page 6

jimhelm · 04-05-2011, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ronny Cammareri

Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and *die*. The storybooks are *bullshit*. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and *get* in my bed!

Sheldonrs · 04-05-2011, 01:29 PM

"A day spent wasted is not necessarily a wasted day."

Me

infinite monkey · 04-05-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ronny Cammareri

I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?

skysidhe · 04-12-2011, 07:05 PM

very nice

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.(unknown)

Nirvana · 12-01-2010, 07:53 PM

Richard Gere {Buddhist} [/correction]

wolf · 12-02-2010, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Starring_Emma

Richard Gere {gerbil murdering liberal buddhist}

1. The Gerbil survives felching.

2. It wasn't Richard Gere, it was Jerry Penacoli

Lamplighter · 12-04-2010, 08:49 PM

I agree with you on the turkey burgers, but if you put enough nitrates and salt into turkey bacon, it tastes just like the real thing.
richlevy Dec '10

Gravdigr · 01-23-2011, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

1. The Gerbil survives felching.

2. It wasn't Richard Gere, it was Jerry Penacoli

For a gerbil to be involved in felching, you'd need a really tiny tube/hose/straw, even if it's the gerbil doing the felching.

BTW: I used to know a guy with the last name of 'Fulcher'. Guess what we called him...

04-05-2011, 01:29 PM	#2
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"A day spent wasted is not necessarily a wasted day." Me __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

12-01-2010, 07:53 PM	#5
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Richard Gere {Buddhist} [/correction] __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-12-2011, 07:05 PM	#4
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	very nice As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.(unknown)

12-04-2010, 08:49 PM	#7
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	I agree with you on the turkey burgers, but if you put enough nitrates and salt into turkey bacon, it tastes just like the real thing. richlevy Dec '10

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