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Old 09-22-2010, 11:22 AM   #76
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so you're saying all alcoholic gay diabetic obese addicts with OCD are also pedaphilic podophiles?
Probably. Perchance they are, we must protect the progeny, thereby perfecting posterity.
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Old 09-22-2010, 11:58 AM   #77
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yes, drug addicts should definitely be barred from gays -there's barely enough to go round as it is....
As long as the gays aren't addicted to bars. Then the bars would get too crowded.
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Old 09-22-2010, 11:59 AM   #78
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What if it's a Mars Bar?
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Old 09-22-2010, 12:04 PM   #79
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What if it's a Mars Bar?
Mars Bars are ok - but mini-bars are not.

Too expensive.
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Old 09-22-2010, 12:19 PM   #80
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I just started to read that book, Brianna.
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Old 09-27-2010, 12:45 PM   #81
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'Octomom' sells photos with kids at yard sale

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Shoppers in need of eight little devil Halloween costumes were in luck this weekend, as Nadya "Octomom" Suleman held a yard sale at her La Habra, Calif., home.

According to the Orange County Register, about 150 people descended upon her residence by 10:30 a.m. Saturday. The goodies up for grabs included a nursing bra autographed by Suleman and the couch she was perched upon when she learned she was pregnant with octuplets.

A photo with Suleman could be had for $10, and for $100, her eight little ones would join in. The paper reports that one woman paid $25 for two baby outfits and a photo while another forked over $85 for a refrigerator that once stored baby formula. A Suleman-signed Kobe Bryant jersey fetched a whopping $125.

"It's just a matter of survival: Food, shelter and clothing," 35-year-old Suleman told the Orange
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:16 AM   #82
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I did some research and there's no inquiries regarding the welfare of child after procreation assisted birth.

It's just "I WANT A CHILD".

So if it is just for breaking a new world record, when will the next batch go into the oven?
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:13 AM   #83
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Not her oven unless she buys some eggs, which is unlikely since she can't afford milk, butter and flour.
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Old 09-28-2010, 10:13 PM   #84
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Not her oven unless she buys some eggs, which is unlikely since she can't afford milk, butter and flour.
I bet she could find a reality TV show to pay for that train wreck
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Old 09-28-2010, 10:52 PM   #85
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I'm not so sure of that, the last one they tried to put her in never even got to pilot, because even the lowlifes out there hold her in general contempt.
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Old 09-29-2010, 08:13 AM   #86
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Not her oven unless she buys some eggs, which is unlikely since she can't afford milk, butter and flour.
All in, that sounds like a good biscuit recipe.
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Old 10-06-2010, 06:03 PM   #87
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On the subject of reproductive medical assitance: A USA Today blog asks the lovely question of whether children conceived using IVF are fully human.
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Old 10-11-2010, 02:47 AM   #88
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Kamrava is under investigation by the California medical board. Sorry I jumped the gun a bit by stating that his license had been revoked.
When she gave birth, there was a ton of articles about her, her family, and the doctor. They explained the whole chronology, and characters involved. Yes, it reads like urban legend... fucking unbelievable.
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Old 06-02-2011, 07:50 PM   #89
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California medical officials have revoked the license of the fertility doctor who helped "Octomom" Nadya Suleman become the mother of 14 children through repeated in vitro treatments.

The Medical Board of California said Wednesday its decision is necessary to protect the public and becomes effective July 1.

The state licensing authority launched an investigation into Dr. Michael Kamrava's practice not long after Suleman's octuplets were born in January 2009.

In licensing hearings last year, the Beverly Hills fertility doctor acknowledged implanting 12 embryos into Suleman prior to that pregnancy — six times the norm for a woman her age.

The board says Kamrava also treated two other patients negligently.
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