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Old 01-21-2010, 11:41 AM   #1
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Poisoning it ....If the squirrel somehow can get the bait without setting off the trap, you might find yourself in a smelly situation.
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Old 01-21-2010, 11:15 AM   #2
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That'd depend on the place I'd have thought. I'm pretty sure if I showed up at the local RSPA and said 'here' and dumped the squirrel in its cage on their counter, and then refused to take it away with me, they'd deal with it. Wtf do I know about injured squirrels? They're the animal experts not me. 'T'aint my squirrel. Just found an injured wild thing and took it to someone who might know what to do.
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Old 01-21-2010, 11:28 AM   #3
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That'd depend on the place I'd have thought. I'm pretty sure if I showed up at the local RSPA and said 'here' and dumped the squirrel in its cage on their counter, and then refused to take it away with me, they'd deal with it. Wtf do I know about injured squirrels? They're the animal experts not me. 'T'aint my squirrel. Just found an injured wild thing and took it to someone who might know what to do.
Gosh that's so humane of you Dana, make it someone else's problem.

Bruce is right though. They won't take it. I've been this route with the baby squirrels.
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Old 01-21-2010, 11:43 AM   #4
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Gosh that's so humane of you Dana, make it someone else's problem.

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*grins* yup. I'm all heart. I was also working on the assumption that they probably have many very humane ways to get rid of such a creature. I have a bit of a soft spot for squirrels. I'm also a bit leary of supposedly humane execution methods, because of the experience with the little rat. Really stuck in my mind.

So far the car exhaust seems the best suggestion.
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Old 01-21-2010, 11:17 AM   #5
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I like squirrels. I did a whole photo series on them years ago. That being said, bruce is right - set the cage, catch the bugger, and put him out in the least messy manner. Hose from the tail pipe is quick and easy and relatively humane.
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Old 01-21-2010, 11:23 AM   #6
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*nods* that does sound a better way to go than poisoned food or drowning.

I remember when we had rats years ago, the pest control guy came and put poison down. I was a little hesitant about the idea. Don;t like the thought of anything going through a slow and painful death. Bastard lied to me and said, it's a pretty quick way for them to go. I being stupid and a little too willing to believe, let him put the stuff down.

There was a juvenile rat in the yard a few days later; clearly in a bad way. Just sitting there and occassionally moving a little, stretching itself out and then curling back into itself. The it started crawling off towards the edge of the yard, slow and painful looking movements. Seemed to be really having to drag itself. Then it was just lying on its side. Still moving a little. twitching every so often. I had to go out, and when I came back it was still there. Still moving a little. Not dead yet.

I killed it in the end with a fuck-off big rock. *slight shudder*
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Old 01-21-2010, 12:10 PM   #7
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OMFG - Trap it and bring it to my house.
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Old 01-21-2010, 12:14 PM   #8
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Adopt a large cat and give him a new home in your attic. At least that would keep any mice down and possibly solve your squirrel problem, too.
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Old 01-21-2010, 12:19 PM   #9
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And a large dog to catch the cat, to catch the bird, to catch the spider...

edit... too slow
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Old 01-21-2010, 12:32 PM   #10
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OMFG - Trap it and bring it to my house.
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Old 01-21-2010, 12:18 PM   #11
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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly....
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Old 01-21-2010, 01:04 PM   #12
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Just give me a heads-up - I can probably meet you 1/2 way.
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Old 01-21-2010, 04:02 PM   #13
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OK
Uh, why?
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Old 01-21-2010, 04:05 PM   #14
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he has a new fryer
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Old 01-21-2010, 04:27 PM   #15
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