If the indians had been republican - Page 6

yesman065 · 08-01-2007, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao

Au contraire. The U.S. wouldn't exist if it weren't for 'home' countries being screwed up. Not only is it our 'problem,' as it always has been from the beginning, it's what's made us what we are.

"has been" and "made" are both past tense - as they should be. Illegal imigrants should be kept out, plain and simple. For they are ruining it for those who try to come through legally. Hence the term Illegal.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-01-2007, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao

Au contraire.

Talking french won't win any points... 'cept with me, Morticia.

bluecuracao · 08-01-2007, 08:39 PM

Mais c'est tres approprié...the French gave us Le Statué de Liberté...

xoxoxoBruce · 08-02-2007, 06:24 PM

Typical of the french to give us an "IKEA" gift that had to be assembled and had no base. Sacré bleu.

TheMercenary · 08-02-2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Typical of the french to give us an "IKEA" gift that had to be assembled and had no base. Sacré bleu.

Did they also give us French Kissing? If so, did the Greeks just get the left overs?

xoxoxoBruce · 08-03-2007, 06:57 PM

Ah, for twenty years we kiss the frenchie... then one little Greek, I swear no bigger than my pinkie, and Spex will buttfuck your mouth.

Flint · 08-03-2007, 10:08 PM

Nice play on a classic punchline? A variation is where the preacher says "I would'na told that!"

TheMercenary · 08-06-2007, 06:35 AM

Or the story about McGreggor the brick layer... but one goat! just one!

Clodfobble · 08-06-2007, 10:53 AM

"...but you fuck one goat!"

Ah, good times. My very drunk aunt stood up unannounced and told this joke to a very unamused crowd in the middle of the toasts at her nephew's wedding.

yesman065 · 08-06-2007, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

"...but you fuck one goat!"

you but fuck one goat!

Flint · 08-06-2007, 11:17 AM

In the variation, the guy has been called down in fornt of the congregation to confess his sins, and after listing several minor transgressions, with the preacher egging him on, he finally admits "I- I- I had sex with one of my goats..." and the preacher says . . . . . . . "I would'na told that!"

08-02-2007, 06:24 PM	#79
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Typical of the french to give us an "IKEA" gift that had to be assembled and had no base. Sacré bleu. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-03-2007, 06:57 PM	#81
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ah, for twenty years we kiss the frenchie... then one little Greek, I swear no bigger than my pinkie, and Spex will buttfuck your mouth. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-03-2007, 10:08 PM	#82
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Nice play on a classic punchline? A variation is where the preacher says "I would'na told that!" __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-06-2007, 06:35 AM	#83
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Or the story about McGreggor the brick layer... but one goat! just one! __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-06-2007, 11:17 AM	#86
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	In the variation, the guy has been called down in fornt of the congregation to confess his sins, and after listing several minor transgressions, with the preacher egging him on, he finally admits "I- I- I had sex with one of my goats..." and the preacher says . . . . . . . "I would'na told that!" __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-01-2007, 08:39 PM	#78
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Mais c'est tres approprié...the French gave us Le Statué de Liberté...

08-06-2007, 10:53 AM	#84
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	"...but you fuck one goat!" Ah, good times. My very drunk aunt stood up unannounced and told this joke to a very unamused crowd in the middle of the toasts at her nephew's wedding.

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