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|  05-25-2007, 01:47 PM | #76 | 
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			My paperclips are screwing.  In all positions.   I hate it that my paperclips are getting more action than I am. 
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|  05-25-2007, 02:54 PM | #77 | |
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   I just looked at my paperclips. You're right!   
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|  05-25-2007, 02:55 PM | #78 | 
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			yeah, they're  like teenagers.  horny little buggers who spend all night screwing, and then look at you in the morning all innocent, like, "what?"
		 
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|  05-25-2007, 02:58 PM | #79 | 
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			Puh, I'm on to them!  Don't even get me started on the binder clips!
		 
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|  05-25-2007, 03:13 PM | #80 | 
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			this has disturbing implications for cross-species mating!
		 
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|  05-25-2007, 03:17 PM | #81 | 
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			Next thing someone is going to start a thread demanding tough legislation and anti-marriage laws for paper clips and binder clips. They're all clips; what does the color of their coating or their metal orientation have to do with anything? It's hard enough to find love in the, er...drawer.    
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|  05-25-2007, 03:26 PM | #82 | 
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			special news report:  "Office Supplies caught in sex scandal!" Seriously, though, those binder clips can be used as sex toys, ya know. Seriously. 
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|  05-25-2007, 03:53 PM | #83 | 
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			I think my toxic feet have finally ruined my fake Crocs. I washed the shoes carefully last night, and had clean, talcum powdered feet fresh from the bath this morning - by midday there was already a sour tang of vinegar in the shop, coming from the region of my feet. They must have become impregnated with the smell. I am only still alive because I've become immune to it over the years. 
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|  05-25-2007, 09:18 PM | #84 | 
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			I can't find any of mine.  I think they must've slunk off behind the desk.....
		 
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|  05-27-2007, 09:47 AM | #85 | 
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			okay, I'm not really upset about this, but:  Why does PC Magazine have the buggiest, slowest site around?  Pretty ironic.
		 
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|  05-27-2007, 09:51 AM | #86 | |
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 OMG! I think I've been flamed! Where's the fire extinguisher!   
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|  05-27-2007, 12:24 PM | #87 | 
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			they've run away from home because you don't approve and they HATE you!
		 
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|  05-28-2007, 06:01 AM | #88 | 
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			I cant breathe through my nose and I have snot...LOADSSSSSS of snot
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|  05-28-2007, 06:03 AM | #89 | 
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			I'm cramping and everybody pisses me off. And I hate TV!
		 
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|  05-28-2007, 12:24 PM | #90 | 
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			She finally had to go home today. Three-and-a-half days . . . now *sniff* the same amount of time apart.
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