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Old 02-28-2007, 08:02 AM   #76
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Well this is a fetish I never knew of. Is it just curtains that make you cream or will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)
Ohhhhh...vertical blinds...*wipes up spooge*
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Old 02-28-2007, 09:33 AM   #77
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That made me laugh so hard I cried. At work.
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Old 02-28-2007, 09:52 AM   #78
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Ah, for those that don;t get that reference:

Q: how do you make a woman scream twice in one night?

A: fuck her up the ass, and then wipe your dick on her curtains.
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Old 02-28-2007, 03:22 PM   #79
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...will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)
Blinds can cut.
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:19 AM   #80
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I'm more than a little disturbed that this thread moved from me doing a couple of Ohio gals to Sheldon's spooge...nevermind how involved LJ was...
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Old 03-01-2007, 08:29 AM   #81
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I'm more than a little disturbed that this thread moved from me doing a couple of Ohio gals to Sheldon's spooge...nevermind how involved LJ was...
You think that's disturbing? Just wait until I start posting pictures of myself in my cycling kit.

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Old 03-01-2007, 09:20 PM   #82
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Bet LJ's got little skylights running around all over town.
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