Revenge ideas needed! - Page 6

TheMercenary · 04-07-2011, 09:34 PM

You try to leave the Judgementaliholishness at Home as well....

monster · 04-07-2011, 09:35 PM

ouch!

not

monster · 04-07-2011, 09:37 PM

Sam,

rip him a new one then suggest Merc as his anaethestist when they stitch him up

TheMercenary · 04-07-2011, 09:39 PM

Couldn't bother. Unless of course he can pay the bill. Otherwise bleed to death.

monster · 04-07-2011, 09:40 PM

egg zaktly.

SamIam · 04-07-2011, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

FFS can we get back to the fun? this was a great thread before the wankers weighed in.

Thank you!

(Winning...

)

TheMercenary · 04-07-2011, 10:04 PM

Sorry for being one of Moo's Wankers! Carry on Moo....

SamIam · 04-07-2011, 10:25 PM

@ Monster: “Ride down the face of a tsunami and tell me you don't feel bitchin'." - Charlie Sheen

TheMercenary · 04-07-2011, 10:33 PM

Sorry, feeling a bit raw after a beautiful teen committed sewercide..... My bad for taking it out on this thread.

Aliantha · 04-07-2011, 10:57 PM

I have done a couple of revenge acts in my life. Both on cheating arseholes who deserved it.

The first one was for a friend of mine. Her b/f was cheating on her, and she was pissed off about it, so my plan was as follows.

I called him up and told him he'd won a car in a lottery and gave him a bogus address to go to in order to pick it up on Saturday. On Monday I called him again and asked him why he didn't show...blah blah blah...gave him another bogus address for the next weekend and the dumb shit showed up again.

The irony is that his car was stolen a couple of weeks later. He asked my friend if she'd had anything to do with it. She broke up with him.

The second time was when a friend of mine slept with a man I'd broken up with litterally hours previously. I can tell you I was pissed off and he still had stuff at my place, so first thing I did was throw all his stuff (and anything of hers) onto the footpath. I then called him and told him he might like to come and get it sooner rather than later. Then I called my friends mother (whom she lived with) and suggested she might like to ask her daughter who she brought home last night.

A couple of weeks later, my friend wanted to be friends again and said this bloke wasn't worth it, but I was still pissed off, so I told her she'd have to call him and tell him I was beeing mean to her, and get him to come to another friends house. So she did. When she picked him up (his car had been repossessed) he was wearing boxer shorts and a tshirt. They pulled up out front and my friend went into the house (where a nasty bitey dog lived who wouldn't let people he didn't know inside) and waited while I told the ex what shithead he'd been, and then went into the house.

He stood on the footpath for a while, and eventually had to walk himself home in bare feet.

It was a long walk.

eta: both of these situations caused no physical harm to anyone involved, and made me laugh my head off. I wasn't very understanding in my younger days. I don't think I'd do things like that nowdays even though things went pretty well back then. I mostly don't have the same imagination to think up these sorts of things now. lol

Aliantha · 04-07-2011, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Sorry, feeling a bit raw after a beautiful teen committed sewercide..... My bad for taking it out on this thread.

It is absolutely devastating for the whole community when things like this happen. I'm sorry you all have to deal with it. xx

TheMercenary · 04-07-2011, 11:04 PM

It has been very difficult. She hung herself. Tragic. A beautiful child. Thanks for understanding.

SamIam · 04-07-2011, 11:11 PM

@ Merc: What Aliantha said.

I just sort of skipped over your post, and it didn't really sink until now. I've been a bit self involved today, needless to say. Very sorry you went through that. Maybe discuss it in another thread where people could pick up on it better?

toranokaze · 04-08-2011, 12:25 PM

I haven't done any acts of revenge, but I have pulled my fair share of practical jokes.

It comes down to what kind of harm are you willing to inflict, and how much time do you have.

Glinda · 04-09-2011, 01:05 PM

Consult with George Hayduke. The man knows his stuff.

04-07-2011, 09:34 PM	#76
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	You try to leave the Judgementaliholishness at Home as well.... __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-07-2011, 09:35 PM	#77
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	ouch! not __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 09:37 PM	#78
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Sam, rip him a new one then suggest Merc as his anaethestist when they stitch him up __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 09:39 PM	#79
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Couldn't bother. Unless of course he can pay the bill. Otherwise bleed to death. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-07-2011, 09:40 PM	#80
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	egg zaktly. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 10:04 PM	#82
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Sorry for being one of Moo's Wankers! Carry on Moo.... __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-07-2011, 10:25 PM	#83
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	@ Monster: “Ride down the face of a tsunami and tell me you don't feel bitchin'." - Charlie Sheen

04-07-2011, 10:33 PM	#84
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Sorry, feeling a bit raw after a beautiful teen committed sewercide..... My bad for taking it out on this thread. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-07-2011, 10:57 PM	#85
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I have done a couple of revenge acts in my life. Both on cheating arseholes who deserved it. The first one was for a friend of mine. Her b/f was cheating on her, and she was pissed off about it, so my plan was as follows. I called him up and told him he'd won a car in a lottery and gave him a bogus address to go to in order to pick it up on Saturday. On Monday I called him again and asked him why he didn't show...blah blah blah...gave him another bogus address for the next weekend and the dumb shit showed up again. The irony is that his car was stolen a couple of weeks later. He asked my friend if she'd had anything to do with it. She broke up with him. The second time was when a friend of mine slept with a man I'd broken up with litterally hours previously. I can tell you I was pissed off and he still had stuff at my place, so first thing I did was throw all his stuff (and anything of hers) onto the footpath. I then called him and told him he might like to come and get it sooner rather than later. Then I called my friends mother (whom she lived with) and suggested she might like to ask her daughter who she brought home last night. A couple of weeks later, my friend wanted to be friends again and said this bloke wasn't worth it, but I was still pissed off, so I told her she'd have to call him and tell him I was beeing mean to her, and get him to come to another friends house. So she did. When she picked him up (his car had been repossessed) he was wearing boxer shorts and a tshirt. They pulled up out front and my friend went into the house (where a nasty bitey dog lived who wouldn't let people he didn't know inside) and waited while I told the ex what shithead he'd been, and then went into the house. He stood on the footpath for a while, and eventually had to walk himself home in bare feet. It was a long walk. eta: both of these situations caused no physical harm to anyone involved, and made me laugh my head off. I wasn't very understanding in my younger days. I don't think I'd do things like that nowdays even though things went pretty well back then. I mostly don't have the same imagination to think up these sorts of things now. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-07-2011, 11:04 PM	#87
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	It has been very difficult. She hung herself. Tragic. A beautiful child. Thanks for understanding. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-07-2011, 11:11 PM	#88
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	@ Merc: What Aliantha said. I just sort of skipped over your post, and it didn't really sink until now. I've been a bit self involved today, needless to say. Very sorry you went through that. Maybe discuss it in another thread where people could pick up on it better?

04-08-2011, 12:25 PM	#89
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	I haven't done any acts of revenge, but I have pulled my fair share of practical jokes. It comes down to what kind of harm are you willing to inflict, and how much time do you have. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

04-09-2011, 01:05 PM	#90
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Consult with George Hayduke. The man knows his stuff.

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