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Old 06-10-2005, 12:13 AM   #76
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Mr 8 Ball,

I just met this black bisexual cowgirl who I want to seduce. When we get back to my place, should I put on Marvin Gaye or George Strait?
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Old 06-10-2005, 12:17 AM   #77
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Mr 8 Ball,

I just met this black bisexual cowgirl who I want to seduce. When we get back to my place, should I put on Marvin Gaye or George Strait?
The magic 8 ball is not amused. Please do not use the magic 8 ball for your own comic straight man. Magic 8 ball is to be used for serious mystic advice and prognostication only.

sheesh.
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Old 06-10-2005, 12:33 AM   #78
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Magic 8 ball is to be used for serious mystic advice and prognostication only.
Is the magic eight ball not getting rolled enough? And does it charge for prostnostication?

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Old 06-10-2005, 01:53 AM   #79
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since the magic 8 ball's wife is 9 months pregnant, the magic 8 ball is not getting rolled nearly enough.

prostnostications are very, very expensive
prognostications are still cheap as free
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Old 06-10-2005, 02:46 AM   #80
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Mr 8 Ball

How do they make such highly effective pepper sprays and mustard gas when they can't make a good tasting low-fat mayo?
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:40 AM   #81
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How do they make such highly effective pepper sprays and mustard gas when they can't make a good tasting low-fat mayo?
8 ball hears and understands. Ask your self this simple question: which lobby group has deeper pockets, the "Men Against Chemical Defenses for Rape Victims Leaugue", or the "Committe for The Expansion, Preservation, and Profittering of Lifestyle Diseases"?

I think we both know the answer.
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Old 06-10-2005, 03:02 PM   #82
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thank you so very much mr 8-ball I have been in need of a good laugh of late!
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Old 06-10-2005, 03:03 PM   #83
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but here's the question.. should I or should I not have sex with the old friend?
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Old 06-10-2005, 06:09 PM   #84
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since the magic 8 ball's wife is 9 months pregnant, the magic 8 ball is not getting rolled nearly enough.
Apparently Mrs Eight Ball is looking more like a ball every day.l Just proves that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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Old 06-10-2005, 06:57 PM   #85
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but here's the question.. should I or should I not have sex with the old friend?
The great thing about sex is that it's a purely physical activity. There are never any emotional entaglements or complicated relational problems that come up when people slam their naughty bits together. Plus, with an old friend, there's already a relationship there, so sex won't even be adding another layer to an already complex interaction.

I say go for it. If you're lucky, you might even end up getting to raise a child together with your bestest old friend! What could be more fun!
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Old 06-11-2005, 02:12 PM   #86
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thank you mr 8ball... for the record I did it anyway, and it was darn pleasant.. no children though
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Old 06-11-2005, 03:53 PM   #87
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Psh... tell me in another month, and then I'll believe you.
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Old 06-14-2005, 01:37 PM   #88
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fair enough..
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:10 AM   #89
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The Magic 8 Ball is back in session.
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Old 04-29-2008, 04:38 AM   #90
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Magic 8 ball, will my corset arrive in time for my night out Saturday?
And will my shoes give me blisters?
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