New Clothes

[OnyxCougar]

AW!

[mrnoodle]

let's not start with the puns, bra.

hey, while the thread is thoroughly derailed, can someone tell me how to say "boobies" in other languages? Billy, what's the Chinese slang term for fun bags?

[wolf]

Selected Boscov's stores (Philly area) are having fitters from playtex in to help you select your optimum living bra ...

[OnyxCougar]

ooooh...too bad I'm 9 hours from Philly or I'd go. Seriously.

[kerosene]

God, I hate bras. They seem to be designed for people who don't need them. And yes, it sort of sucks to have unusually large boobs for your frame. Especially after you have children. For some reason, they just aren't as perky anymore. Does anyone know if doing pectoral exercises helps lift them a little again?

As for clothes, I have given up trying to be "trendy". I use to try and keep up with styles I saw on "cool" people, but these styles were either too "teeny bopper" looking on me, or I would have to settle for a watered down version that looked a little too much like my mother's goodwill pile. I decided that used clothes are the best. I go on Ebay and find things in my favorite colors that have consistent shapes that I look good in. Usually, clothes on Ebay have measurements. I haven't had too many mistaken fits from clothes off Ebay. I found this super cool vintage ski jacket that I wear as my winter coat. It was originally a mens, but who cares? Jeans are the same way. I can find fairly cheap jeans out there, because some people still have them around from the 70s and such. Its more fun than shopping, I think, because I don't have to deal with the "super-hip" little twig in a tube top sales people and feel like I am the size of a house or feel bad about myself because "I thought I wore a size 8 but I am really a size 12". I hate that shit. I love Ebay stuff, because you never really know what size you are and you get to just look at stuff you like.

[Lunaephiliac]

Yes, wolf, I am 15. And I really shouldn't have said anything, as I have my mind in the gutter most of the time. There are some very hot guys at my school... But I have a higher I.Q. than most people twice my age, so I suppose it evens out, eh? Please ignore my wild ramblings, I am young as yet.

[wolf]

Ramble away, kiddo. We don't have a lower age limit for participation (okay, there is that 13 thing on the sign in screen, but I'll bet we don't pay a lot of attention to it). What we do have is a lower stupidity limit.

And I think it rocks that you busted ass on him.

[Troubleshooter]

Originally Posted by wolf

Ramble away, kiddo. We don't have a lower age limit for participation (okay, there is that 13 thing on the sign in screen, but I'll bet we don't pay a lot of attention to it). What we do have is a lower stupidity limit.

And I think it rocks that you busted ass on him.

Hey, hey, hey, my ass was so not busted. I've had my ass busted before and that wasn't an ass busting. Maybe a kick in the shins, but certainly not an ass busting.

Don't make me pull this car over and come back there...

[Lunaephiliac]

Oh, that was not busting ass. That was a slight reprimand. When I bust ass, trust me, you'll know.

[Troubleshooter]

Ok, (insert gender specific insulting referrence to age here), we'll see. I'm looking forward to seeing that.

[OnyxCougar]

I'm guessing female.

[lumberjim]

Originally Posted by Lunaephiliac

When I bust ass, trust me, you'll know.

now, is it a particular smell that we'll recognize, or do you just do it really loudly?

[Troubleshooter]

Originally Posted by OnyxCougar

I'm guessing female.

I got that, but I couldn't think of a feminine perjorative-lite off of the top of my head.

[wolf]

"Girlie" probably would have done it.

Or "Chickie."

Perhaps even "Little Miss Smartie Pants."

[Lunaephiliac]

Do you people even remember high school? I get worse than this from my teachers, nevermind the students themselves. Go ahead and try to provoke me.