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Old 05-03-2011, 01:08 PM   #76
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I don't like whay you people are doing to my thread.
You are so rude.

Stop it now or I will jump off the Oakland Road Bridge. And that's really serious because it's over the canal and I've been afraid of that since I was a child.

Catbites,
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Old 05-03-2011, 01:11 PM   #77
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oooh a shunning. I'll bring the sorghum.
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Old 05-03-2011, 01:17 PM   #78
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*googles Bea Arthur*
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Old 05-03-2011, 01:35 PM   #79
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I'm 50.
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Old 05-03-2011, 04:56 PM   #80
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Mr Sunday. Are you making fun of me because I am disabled? I will tell Mr. Untdertoad. We will see who is banned. I am blind and you should not make fun of my posts. I see that you are very mean. I have a can of wasp spray
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:42 PM   #81
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Limey, I am so sorry to hear that. It must be so hard to realize your life is practically over.
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:00 PM   #82
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Y'all must turn a different kind of 40 than I did. In fact, 6 years into my 40s, I still don't look 40, act 40, or experience any of the symptoms you describe.
Over 40s who don't look, feel or act their age, unite!
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Forty is not old, Sarge.
Although I admit it means more to a woman than a man.

How would you feel if you were facing the inability to have a child, just when you felt at your most alive?
How would you feel about hot flushes and night sweats and your partner leaving you for someone younger?
How would you feel about becoming completely invisible to the opposite sex?

Probably pretty low.
Maybe, think?
Girlfriend (I can still call you girlfriend, right?), take it from someone who's been there/done that -- none of that is true.

I hereby move that you change your username to SundaeCougar!

Rowr!

Anybody want to second?



Talk to me when you're just a few weeks away from turning 50!
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:07 PM   #83
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Well blokes have to worry about going bald.
Not being able to get it up.
Growing a beer gut.
Not having the same strength they used to.

I don't think women have the corner on the market with regards to not wanting to be old. lol
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:10 PM   #84
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:37 PM   #85
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:44 PM   #86
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ali - you are still young. i don't believe our generation can comprehend the older generations (age 40+).

jill- remember every day is another day closer till the day you die. btw, do you have any cats?
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:51 PM   #87
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I do, Big Sarge. I have 2. That's what old ladies are supposed to have, right?
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:51 PM   #88
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Sarge, I'll be 40 next year. i'm no spring chicken anymore, but thanks for the compliment anyway.
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:56 PM   #89
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Ali - after seeing your pic, I thought you were around 25. are you trying to use deceptive advertising??

Jill - I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm afraid it is too late for you too
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Old 05-03-2011, 09:08 PM   #90
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should be in dweller nsfw but this is where the age bashing started so here is PROOF! take this ya biatches! lmfaoooooo!

old. lemme hit ya with my cane then!
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