Little Teenage Bitch thread - Page 6

Cicero · 10-01-2008, 11:05 AM

Yes, I know...It's a crazy suggestion but it just might be crazy enough to work!

Sheldonrs · 10-01-2008, 02:08 PM

Enough of this foreplay! Boink her and brush her off the way GOD intended!!!

SteveDallas · 10-01-2008, 05:17 PM

Brush her off???

The mind reels....

ZenGum · 10-01-2008, 06:08 PM

Take it to the orgy thread, SD!

SteveDallas · 10-01-2008, 08:33 PM

I'm just saying... it doesn't sound familiar to me.

Ibby · 10-04-2008, 04:44 AM

oh, damn...
her old friend from beijing is in town this weekend
so she's all busy with him

oh well.

ZenGum · 10-04-2008, 05:08 AM

What's the problem, Ibram? Aren't you up for a threesome?

Ibby · 10-17-2008, 11:21 AM

okay, update time.

being the fickle teenager i am
i've given up on her, its a no-go.
unfortunately my newest crush is even more implausible...

she's in my theatre class, and sits by me in science, and shes really funny and cute etc, but she's way outta my league.
how can i be so sure she's so far out of my league?

skip to about 6:30. that's here there at the end before it cuts to credits... and thats her singing the song at the end, over the credits.

yeah, you know there's a problem when you've got a crush on a movie star.

Undertoad · 10-17-2008, 01:13 PM

take a screen cap it'll last longer.

glatt · 10-17-2008, 01:22 PM

cute

Sundae · 10-17-2008, 01:26 PM

Ibs, you're young, good looking and American.
Fer Chrissakes don't be scared of successful women - wowing them is your birthright!

Sheldonrs · 10-17-2008, 04:53 PM

Look at all the successfule ralationships between stars and "ordinary" folk.

Julia Roberts married a production asst. (or something like that)

Sandra Bullock married a mechanic.

Guy Ritchie married a prostitute (oops! never mind) :-)

Just start as friends and see what happens, ya dork!

ZenGum · 10-17-2008, 06:06 PM

You realise, Ibram, that after you start dating this chick, YOU are going to wind up as a movie star too. You're handsome, into drama, a little exotic (by local standards) ... what's the problem?

Ibby · 10-17-2008, 07:14 PM

the problem is
that i psych myself out about everything.

meh. i dunno what ive got to lose. i might actually do something about this one.

DanaC · 10-18-2008, 06:29 AM

She's not out of your league Ibby. I only know you from your pics and posts on here, but that's enough to tell me you are a very cool lad.

Like Zen says, you're handsome (very!) and into drama (would be very surprised if you didn't end up doing something terribly cool and creative with your life) and a little exotic to the girls you're likely to encounter.

I suspect if you spent a year in England, you'd have a bevy of 17 year old girlies hanging on your every word >P

10-01-2008, 11:05 AM	#76
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Yes, I know...It's a crazy suggestion but it just might be crazy enough to work! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-01-2008, 02:08 PM	#77
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Enough of this foreplay! Boink her and brush her off the way GOD intended!!! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-01-2008, 05:17 PM	#78
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Brush her off??? The mind reels.... Attached Images

10-01-2008, 06:08 PM	#79
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Take it to the orgy thread, SD! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-04-2008, 04:44 AM	#81
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	oh, damn... her old friend from beijing is in town this weekend so she's all busy with him oh well. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

10-01-2008, 08:33 PM	#80
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'm just saying... it doesn't sound familiar to me.

10-04-2008, 05:08 AM	#82
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What's the problem, Ibram? Aren't you up for a threesome? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-17-2008, 11:21 AM	#83
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	okay, update time. being the fickle teenager i am i've given up on her, its a no-go. unfortunately my newest crush is even more implausible... she's in my theatre class, and sits by me in science, and shes really funny and cute etc, but she's way outta my league. how can i be so sure she's so far out of my league? skip to about 6:30. that's here there at the end before it cuts to credits... and thats her singing the song at the end, over the credits. yeah, you know there's a problem when you've got a crush on a movie star. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

10-17-2008, 01:13 PM	#84
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	take a screen cap it'll last longer.

10-17-2008, 01:22 PM	#85
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	cute

10-17-2008, 01:26 PM	#86
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ibs, you're young, good looking and American. Fer Chrissakes don't be scared of successful women - wowing them is your birthright! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-17-2008, 04:53 PM	#87
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Look at all the successfule ralationships between stars and "ordinary" folk. Julia Roberts married a production asst. (or something like that) Sandra Bullock married a mechanic. Guy Ritchie married a prostitute (oops! never mind) :-) Just start as friends and see what happens, ya dork! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-17-2008, 06:06 PM	#88
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You realise, Ibram, that after you start dating this chick, YOU are going to wind up as a movie star too. You're handsome, into drama, a little exotic (by local standards) ... what's the problem? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-17-2008, 07:14 PM	#89
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	the problem is that i psych myself out about everything. meh. i dunno what ive got to lose. i might actually do something about this one. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

10-18-2008, 06:29 AM	#90
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	She's not out of your league Ibby. I only know you from your pics and posts on here, but that's enough to tell me you are a very cool lad. Like Zen says, you're handsome (very!) and into drama (would be very surprised if you didn't end up doing something terribly cool and creative with your life) and a little exotic to the girls you're likely to encounter. I suspect if you spent a year in England, you'd have a bevy of 17 year old girlies hanging on your every word >P

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