Utilitarian Boobs - Page 6

footfootfoot · 09-18-2006, 03:56 PM

Awesome. Whale penis and utlitarian boobs are like the park place and boardwalk of the internet.

Happy Monkey · 09-18-2006, 04:27 PM

Not quite. I think "penis boobs" outranks them.

Dunno about "utilitarian whale", thiough.

footfootfoot · 09-18-2006, 07:01 PM

Penis boobs is like having all four railroads. Utilitarian whale is marvin gardens I'm prety sure.

What's free parking?

SteveDallas · 09-18-2006, 07:10 PM

Erect nipples?

Peeing in the shower has to be there somewhere.

footfootfoot · 09-18-2006, 07:52 PM

See this new thread: #1

lumberjim · 04-13-2007, 05:55 PM

i am of the temporary opinion that it is unkind to keep a finance manager waiting after hours while you suckle your young. i know the little fucker has to eat and all, but c'mon. get here before we close if you're gonna pull 'em out in the showroom.

Clodfobble · 04-13-2007, 06:33 PM

Dude. If you can pull 'em out in the showroom, why can't you pull 'em out in the finance manager's office while paperwork continues?

lumberjim · 04-13-2007, 06:51 PM

in retrospect....i'm glad she didn't have them out in here. whook!

Hime · 04-16-2007, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I haven't read all the posts so maybe you all know this already, but I just learned that Victoria's Secret kicked a nursing mother out of one of their dressing rooms and told her to breast feed in the bathroom! I mean, Victoria's Secret for the love of god! They turn a profit based on the tit! What hypocrites!

Disclaimer: I used to work for VS.

I strongly suspect that that was less a modesty issue and more an issue with crowding. During busy hours there can be *long* lines (queues) for those dressing rooms, and it isn't good business to let people use them for purposes that aren't related to shopping. After waiting in line long enough, a lot of those potential customers will just give up and go home empty-handed.

On the actual subject of the thread, I am pro-breastfeeding. I don't mind if guys sexualize boobs (fiance is a huge breast man, and I'm happy to have had an advantage in getting his attention!), but they aren't a sex organ, they are for feeding babies!

While I can understand why the ladies quoted are concerned about their husbands being able to check out naked boobs, I'm sure that most men are more likely to stare at the rack of a woman in a low-cut blouse, tight sweater or bathing suit than that of a busy nursing mother. Am I right, gentlemen?

Sheldonrs · 04-17-2007, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hime

While I can understand why the ladies quoted are concerned about their husbands being able to check out naked boobs, I'm sure that most men are more likely to stare at the rack of a woman in a low-cut blouse, tight sweater or bathing suit than that of a busy nursing mother. Am I right, gentlemen?

Nope. I like my "women" with small tits and big cocks.

Cloud · 04-17-2007, 06:31 PM

yay for bewbs!

and babies!

SadistSecret · 04-18-2007, 07:31 AM

I'm a man, and I don't have a problem with public breastfeeding, but I'm also not gonna stare. It's not my business if a mom wants to feed her kidlet, because I'd much rather have the lady with the weird towel/blanket/whatever over her at the next table than the screaming child.

I don't have any children because I'm not ready for the screaming yet.

Hime · 04-18-2007, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Nope. I like my "women" with small tits and big cocks.

heh! I didn't mean that all men like boobs, just that most find a woman dressed to impress more alluring than one with 18 years of commitment clamped on.

Cloud · 04-18-2007, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SadistSecret

II don't have any children because I'm not ready for the screaming yet.

no one is ever really prepared

monster · 04-18-2007, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SadistSecret

I'd much rather have the lady with the weird towel/blanket/whatever over her at the next table than the screaming child.

But what if she refuses to cover the child/boob with a weird towel/blanket/whatever? After all people on solid food do not have to eat undercover....

09-18-2006, 03:56 PM	#76
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Awesome. Whale penis and utlitarian boobs are like the park place and boardwalk of the internet. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-18-2006, 04:27 PM	#77
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Not quite. I think "penis boobs" outranks them. Dunno about "utilitarian whale", thiough. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-18-2006, 07:01 PM	#78
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Penis boobs is like having all four railroads. Utilitarian whale is marvin gardens I'm prety sure. What's free parking? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-18-2006, 07:52 PM	#80
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	See this new thread: #1 __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-13-2007, 05:55 PM	#81
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i am of the temporary opinion that it is unkind to keep a finance manager waiting after hours while you suckle your young. i know the little fucker has to eat and all, but c'mon. get here before we close if you're gonna pull 'em out in the showroom. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-18-2006, 07:10 PM	#79
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Erect nipples? Peeing in the shower has to be there somewhere.

04-13-2007, 06:33 PM	#82
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Dude. If you can pull 'em out in the showroom, why can't you pull 'em out in the finance manager's office while paperwork continues?

04-13-2007, 06:51 PM	#83
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	in retrospect....i'm glad she didn't have them out in here. whook! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-17-2007, 06:31 PM	#86
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	yay for bewbs! and babies! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-18-2007, 07:31 AM	#87
SadistSecret Even If you choose to love me, I will always choose to fall. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Des Moines. Posts: 139	I'm a man, and I don't have a problem with public breastfeeding, but I'm also not gonna stare. It's not my business if a mom wants to feed her kidlet, because I'd much rather have the lady with the weird towel/blanket/whatever over her at the next table than the screaming child. I don't have any children because I'm not ready for the screaming yet. __________________ "Seven Deadly Sins? I thought it was a to-do list!!

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