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Honey, you're home?
It won't come out?! |
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Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Melbourne, Vic
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Why am I standing here in the middle of a village in Uzbekistan, stark naked with a sore butt and a bad hangover?
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Icy Queen
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Southeast Alaska
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When are you due?
Do you smell dog poop? Who's piece of crap car is that across the street? |
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Do you want fries with that?
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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You've never had sex with an animal?
Do you know what it feels like to have your dick chopped off? Will you bend over a little further? That was your pussy, wasn't it? How long have you been standing there?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Too much coffee.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Hell, I need some of that coffee! Mine has nowhere near the aphrodisiacal effects that yours has!
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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WHY-O-WHY WONT U ANSER UR FONE!!!???
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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OMG that is some funny shit.
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It happens to everyone, you sure bout' that?
Why is it moving? Is she breathing? You like it how? |
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
Posts: 1,794
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has anyone seen my std?
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