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Old 03-27-2007, 12:38 AM   #76
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Honey, you're home?

It won't come out?!
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:22 PM   #77
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Why am I standing here in the middle of a village in Uzbekistan, stark naked with a sore butt and a bad hangover?
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:34 PM   #78
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When are you due?

Do you smell dog poop?

Who's piece of crap car is that across the street?
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Old 03-28-2007, 07:53 AM   #79
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Do you want fries with that?
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:07 AM   #80
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You've never had sex with an animal?

Do you know what it feels like to have your dick chopped off?

Will you bend over a little further?

That was your pussy, wasn't it?

How long have you been standing there?
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:09 AM   #81
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You've never had sex with an animal?

Do you know what it feels like to have your dick chopped off?

Will you bend over a little further?

That was your pussy, wasn't it?

How long have you been standing there?


Who are you and what have you done with Spexxvet?
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:35 AM   #82
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Who are you and what have you done with Spexxvet?
Too much coffee.
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Old 03-28-2007, 09:08 AM   #83
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Too much coffee.
Hell, I need some of that coffee! Mine has nowhere near the aphrodisiacal effects that yours has!
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:14 PM   #84
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WHY-O-WHY WONT U ANSER UR FONE!!!???
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:28 PM   #85
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WHY-O-WHY WONT U ANSER UR FONE!!!???
CUZ UR STALKERING ME

Y, R U SO GHEY?
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:30 PM   #86
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WHY-O-WHY WONT U ANSER UR FONE!!!???
Y-0-Y wnt u ansr ur fone?
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:42 PM   #87
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CUZ UR STALKERING ME

Y, R U SO GHEY?
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:13 PM   #88
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OMG that is some funny shit.
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:18 PM   #89
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It happens to everyone, you sure bout' that?

Why is it moving?

Is she breathing?

You like it how?
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Old 03-29-2007, 05:26 PM   #90
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has anyone seen my std?
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