03-27-2007, 12:38 AM | #76 |
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Honey, you're home?
It won't come out?! |
03-27-2007, 11:22 PM | #77 |
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
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Why am I standing here in the middle of a village in Uzbekistan, stark naked with a sore butt and a bad hangover?
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03-27-2007, 11:34 PM | #78 |
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When are you due?
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03-28-2007, 07:53 AM | #79 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Do you want fries with that?
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03-28-2007, 08:07 AM | #80 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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You've never had sex with an animal?
Do you know what it feels like to have your dick chopped off? Will you bend over a little further? That was your pussy, wasn't it? How long have you been standing there?
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03-28-2007, 08:09 AM | #81 | |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Who are you and what have you done with Spexxvet?
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03-28-2007, 08:35 AM | #82 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Too much coffee.
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03-28-2007, 09:08 AM | #83 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Hell, I need some of that coffee! Mine has nowhere near the aphrodisiacal effects that yours has!
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03-28-2007, 12:14 PM | #84 |
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WHY-O-WHY WONT U ANSER UR FONE!!!???
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03-28-2007, 12:28 PM | #85 |
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We have to go back, Kate!
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03-28-2007, 12:42 PM | #87 |
polaroid of perfection
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03-28-2007, 01:13 PM | #88 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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OMG that is some funny shit.
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03-28-2007, 01:18 PM | #89 |
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It happens to everyone, you sure bout' that?
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03-29-2007, 05:26 PM | #90 |
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has anyone seen my std?
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something we both can enjoy?? |
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