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Old 06-21-2006, 10:46 PM   #76
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I have a good friend in that flick.
He is in two that are worse.
I think it was called Cop & 1/2, he dared me to make it through it and The Punnisher (the newer one).
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Oh, and the worst movie I've ever seen (that I can recall right now) is Phantom of the Paradise, a BRian DePalma movie with Paul Williams.
In the same genre, The Apple.
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:48 PM   #77
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Worst = Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
2nd worst = Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:48 PM   #78
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Old 06-21-2006, 11:17 PM   #79
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2nd worst = Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
I liked it ... largely because I didn't expect to have any of my questions answered.
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Old 06-22-2006, 10:45 AM   #80
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Old 06-22-2006, 10:55 AM   #81
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I'll pop this thread back up for a movie I haven't seen (obviously, it hasn't come out yet), but must confess some curiosity about...
The book was so good I fear the film cannot possibly do it justice.
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:12 AM   #82
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I heartily agree with jinx's statement.

Furthermore a film that *did* do it justice is not a film I'd be interested in seeing.

As to the thread title, I nominate Meet the Parents. I hate that film and the makers of that film. I continue to mourn that I will never have those two hours of my life back. An utter waste.
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:23 PM   #83
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The hours burned bitterly in a bad movie are redeemed by watching the same movie again -- on MST3K.

Which is my entry on the TV Shows You Miss thread.
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:46 PM   #84
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Worst Movie Ever Made, With Special Nod to Incredibly Poor Dialogue:

Firebirds.

Excreble helicopter warfare film. I think Nicholas Cage was in it. Awful, simply awful. I couldn't even enjoy it stoned.
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:55 PM   #85
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I think it took a lot of moxie for Kathy Bates to do that scene. ....
Totally right on.

That movie completely sucked. But I liked the scene in question and KB was courageous.
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:56 PM   #86
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The new King Kong was pretty bad; long drawn out and boring.
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:15 AM   #87
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The Master of Disguise - with that guy (Garth) from Wayne's World. I know it was meant to be a "family" movie but it just sucked on so many levels. I didn't make it to the end.

Freddy Got Fingered was bad, but it was "funny-bad", a real train-smash of a movie.
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:38 AM   #88
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dana carvey?

master of disguise was bad movie, but it had LOTS of quotable lines.
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:55 AM   #89
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A posting in what DVD are you watching prompted me to recall what has to be the worst film I have ever seen ... Alien Lust.

It's a porn film so terribly, execrably bad that I can't even find any references to it on the internet tonight.

Very bad.
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:16 AM   #90
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