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06-22-2012, 06:21 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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06-22-2012, 06:47 PM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Aug 2003
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mine is occupied by a slightly larger than normal dick, a couple nuts and an asshole.
(good one by the way grave!  )
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06-29-2012, 08:45 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Tonight's dinner is amusingly phallic. Sausages, sweet potato fries, and asparagus.
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07-05-2012, 12:36 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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06-29-2012, 10:34 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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which did you bite first?
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06-29-2012, 11:02 PM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Shes getting laid right now. You'll have to wait
spoken in to my phone using tapatalk
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07-05-2012, 07:59 AM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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All of San Diego's fireworks were accidentally set off all at once! The entire show was one big boom lasting 15 seconds.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...ning-show.html |
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07-05-2012, 08:44 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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Oooooow, how disappointing
 but at least they had truth in advertising... Quote:
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07-29-2012, 12:13 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2012
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This insane article by maniacs living on the 'fringe'...
Last edited by glatt; 07-29-2012 at 12:26 PM. Reason: Spam link removed |
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07-29-2012, 11:51 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Well, I just hope this Vietnamese student never visits the ghetto.
"Yo, Xibit, my homie!" "Whassup, Tan Dat Ho?"
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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07-05-2012, 08:50 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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They really had (powder) keg on their face.
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07-25-2012, 08:34 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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We've got to give these Chinese kids advice about choosing an English name before they turn up.
I mean, Elvis, Caesar and even Rock are passable; Sunny, Cloudy and Happy, maybe, but Tequila? Cement? ... for GIRLS?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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09-06-2012, 01:42 PM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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A representative from Greenpeace came to the door.
I knew I was going to say no, but let her finish her immediate spiel out of innate courtesy. And she was quite funky in a Goth way. I dig Goth chicks (for a couple of months after they've been buried anyway). Tips for charity doorstepper. If you want money, especially for a charity with a big cat on the recruitment form, do not look down as the pet of the house slinks into view and say, "Oh! What's that? Isn't it weird looking!" Do not insist on calling said cat she when already advised it is a he. Do not ask if she spooks all the other cats in the neighbourhood. Bye-bye pretty Goth lady.
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09-08-2012, 05:18 AM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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I have gas....amusing to me...the kids not so much
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09-08-2012, 06:12 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I thought all children found farts funny?
Then again, if they smell I can understand. My Dad trumps like a bugle, but they don't smell. Really. It's funny. My Mum lets out ladylike parps and they stink. And linger. And she doesn't have the manners to walk away either - I'll be sorting something out on the computer, or cooking a meal and she'll stand right next to me and let one off. EEEEWWWWW!
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