The Sex Thread - Page 57

lumberjim · 05-13-2006, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iggy

I think we need to wake this thread up...

Has anyone had sex on the job? Or been caught having sex on the job?

or does anyone have sex AS their job?

Stormieweather · 05-15-2006, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iggy

Has anyone had sex on the job? Or been caught having sex on the job?

Yes. And no.

SteveDallas · 05-13-2006, 01:07 PM

Not I, but at a previous job (at a college) I was responsible for supervising students who worked for the computer center. Once the student who helped out our VAX admin got caught having an intimate moment

with her boyfriend in the system room.

cableguy · 05-13-2006, 03:49 PM

57 pages already, at the rate I read it'll take me a year to read the whole damn thing, maybe longer if I keep taking breaks from the computer ........

SteveDallas · 05-13-2006, 04:22 PM

There's a joke in there about various kinds of businesses screwing their customers, but I'm too polite to go there.

LabRat · 05-15-2006, 11:19 AM

I've never had *intercourse* on my job/in my workplace. Oral, many times. Once, in grad school, my husband got to see his own sperm in action under the light microscope. He still brings that up avery now and then. At his current office, there is a ton of windows, so again, only had oral in his office. But their conference room has no windows. And a really large table

.

Clodfobble · 05-15-2006, 05:29 PM

Yes, but when you work the late-night shift and you know you're the only one in the building, it really shouldn't count.

Trilby · 05-15-2006, 06:08 PM

Sex in the dark room rocks.

kgg · 05-15-2006, 10:09 PM

Sex in any room! The dining room table.

Sun_Sparkz · 05-25-2006, 06:10 AM

do you ever (vageuley) remember all those crazy things you used to do in your late teens like in the park and in the yard and up the side the house and in the forest etc etc and then you think to now when your like, old and boring as hell and all that crazy stuff seems like another world away so you just dont even think about it enough to even mention it on the cellar. one day, god, i might not even recall doing anything like that ever.

Ibby · 05-25-2006, 06:30 AM

Man, I AM in my teens.

My situation (well, before I moved to Taiwan) is kinda complicated. My girlfriend refuses to make out with me, but she does let me / like it when I play with her boobies, and sometimes lets me go south, but not inside her pants. Lack of makeouts is getting to me more than anything else, but I love her dearly and it's more important to me to be in her arms than in her pants.

Though like I said in the 'best childhood memory in one sentence' thread... back row of a near-empty theater... *grins*

Sun_Sparkz · 05-25-2006, 06:54 AM

well im only 22.. and i feel like sometimes.. its all over.

use your youth well Ibram.. educate her!!

laebedahs · 05-25-2006, 11:05 AM

Sun_Sparkz, you're not old. You can still have that sort of fun if you go looking for it. I had the same sort of fun until I got married, had a kid, and now divorced (currently 23).

yesman065 · 05-26-2006, 08:03 AM

OMG You guys are killin me! I'm 41 and since meeting a YW I'm having more fun and doing things I never did when I was younger - like in my early twenties! Hell, when I was 23 I was married and had 3 kids by the time I turned 25. You guys are all young and should be "livin the life."

lookout123 · 05-27-2006, 12:49 AM

hell, i didn't get wild until i turned 22. i had fun and did the normal stuff, but then i met this one chick. ok, truth is she was a stripper - deal with it, it isn't like i was looking for a lifelong relationship. buckwild freaky voyeur. hood of the car in a parking lot, broad daylight, in the beer cooler at a bar we just stopped into, rest stop on I-80 broad daylight front row parking. that shortlived "relationship" really dialed things up for me.

then i met my first girl to admit that she owned a swing.

22-24 were a couple of really fun years. 24-32 were pretty much with one woman with a very short intermission, but that was even freakier.

05-15-2006, 11:19 AM	#6
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	I've never had intercourse on my job/in my workplace. Oral, many times. Once, in grad school, my husband got to see his own sperm in action under the light microscope. He still brings that up avery now and then. At his current office, there is a ton of windows, so again, only had oral in his office. But their conference room has no windows. And a really large table . __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

05-15-2006, 06:08 PM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Sex in the dark room rocks. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-25-2006, 06:10 AM	#10
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	do you ever (vageuley) remember all those crazy things you used to do in your late teens like in the park and in the yard and up the side the house and in the forest etc etc and then you think to now when your like, old and boring as hell and all that crazy stuff seems like another world away so you just dont even think about it enough to even mention it on the cellar. one day, god, i might not even recall doing anything like that ever. __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

05-25-2006, 06:30 AM	#11
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Man, I AM in my teens. My situation (well, before I moved to Taiwan) is kinda complicated. My girlfriend refuses to make out with me, but she does let me / like it when I play with her boobies, and sometimes lets me go south, but not inside her pants. Lack of makeouts is getting to me more than anything else, but I love her dearly and it's more important to me to be in her arms than in her pants. Though like I said in the 'best childhood memory in one sentence' thread... back row of a near-empty theater... grins __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

05-25-2006, 06:54 AM	#12
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	well im only 22.. and i feel like sometimes.. its all over. use your youth well Ibram.. educate her!! __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

05-13-2006, 01:07 PM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Not I, but at a previous job (at a college) I was responsible for supervising students who worked for the computer center. Once the student who helped out our VAX admin got caught having an intimate moment with her boyfriend in the system room.

05-13-2006, 03:49 PM	#4
cableguy Elite Elitist Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 341	57 pages already, at the rate I read it'll take me a year to read the whole damn thing, maybe longer if I keep taking breaks from the computer ........

05-13-2006, 04:22 PM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	There's a joke in there about various kinds of businesses screwing their customers, but I'm too polite to go there.

05-15-2006, 05:29 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Yes, but when you work the late-night shift and you know you're the only one in the building, it really shouldn't count.

05-15-2006, 10:09 PM	#9
kgg A Friend Indeed Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Issaquah Posts: 42	Sex in any room! The dining room table.

05-25-2006, 11:05 AM	#13
laebedahs Abecedarian Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 172	Sun_Sparkz, you're not old. You can still have that sort of fun if you go looking for it. I had the same sort of fun until I got married, had a kid, and now divorced (currently 23).

05-26-2006, 08:03 AM	#14
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	OMG You guys are killin me! I'm 41 and since meeting a YW I'm having more fun and doing things I never did when I was younger - like in my early twenties! Hell, when I was 23 I was married and had 3 kids by the time I turned 25. You guys are all young and should be "livin the life."

05-27-2006, 12:49 AM	#15
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	hell, i didn't get wild until i turned 22. i had fun and did the normal stuff, but then i met this one chick. ok, truth is she was a stripper - deal with it, it isn't like i was looking for a lifelong relationship. buckwild freaky voyeur. hood of the car in a parking lot, broad daylight, in the beer cooler at a bar we just stopped into, rest stop on I-80 broad daylight front row parking. that shortlived "relationship" really dialed things up for me. then i met my first girl to admit that she owned a swing. 22-24 were a couple of really fun years. 24-32 were pretty much with one woman with a very short intermission, but that was even freakier. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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