11-05-2009, 09:02 PM | #7652 |
Doctor Wtf
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You are not. You're Jinxed. Impressed posteded the pictured.
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11-06-2009, 08:29 AM | #7653 |
I'm still a jerk
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I thought jinx was going as impressed for Halloween
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11-06-2009, 09:36 PM | #7654 |
I hear them call the tide
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I was undertoad for halloween. Came home with my bucket only half full, even though it was the last day of the month, and wounded by the cans of spam they threw....
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11-06-2009, 09:45 PM | #7655 |
is fleeing the scene
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But still managed to kick ass and put smiles on faces?
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11-09-2009, 11:45 AM | #7656 |
Your Bartender
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Sugar and spice, and everything nice . . .
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11-09-2009, 12:36 PM | #7657 |
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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She got booted for the year. Of course, the male football player who gouged at another players eyes was suspended for a game total.
Feminists are having a field day with this - as irrelevant as I think gender is in this.
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11-09-2009, 02:21 PM | #7658 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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It's like "short guy syndrome" in overcompensation for a lack of something: they realize they're playing a wuss sport and try to compensate by being big tough assholes. I'd suspend the whole league, indefinitely.
No way any coach I ever had in any sport would have put up with such unsportsmanlike conduct. Being a girl doesn't make it cute.
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11-09-2009, 07:24 PM | #7659 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Chick was a thug. Bet she beats up her boyfriend/girlfriend.
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11-11-2009, 12:55 PM | #7660 |
I'm still a jerk
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It is vertically challenged person's disorder.
And I think she should have been black carded when she did that hair pulling thing.
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11-11-2009, 01:03 PM | #7661 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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11-12-2009, 12:12 AM | #7662 |
The future is unwritten
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Fight or kinky sex?
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11-12-2009, 04:54 AM | #7663 |
Blatantly Homosapien
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Caught that bandit red handed.
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11-12-2009, 05:10 AM | #7664 |
Doctor Wtf
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After his acrimonious split with Santa, Rudolf sank into a downward spiral of crime...
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11-12-2009, 05:29 AM | #7665 |
The Un-Tuckian
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If you know coons, you know that coon has the option of whooping that buck's ass and going home, if he wants to.
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