Bacon!....wtf? - Page 51

Gravdigr · 06-30-2011, 04:50 AM

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Elspode · 07-09-2011, 12:27 AM

Bacon cheesecake.

Pete Zicato · 07-10-2011, 03:02 PM

Hey Els. I've been missing your pithy self. Hope everything is ok with you.

Gravdigr · 07-11-2011, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Bacon cheesecake.

Cover it in chocolate, and the world is yours.

Elspode · 07-12-2011, 10:49 PM

I lurk. I'm not so pithy anymore, apparently. One day, something will rouse the dormant wordsmith within, and you'll all suffer for it.

Griff · 07-13-2011, 05:36 AM

I think we could all suffer that.

classicman · 07-13-2011, 08:35 AM

yes, please.

Gravdigr · 07-14-2011, 04:31 PM

I can haz suffrin'?

Gravdigr · 09-08-2011, 12:07 PM

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Gravdigr · 09-20-2011, 02:17 AM

Bacon gone bad.

I'm sorry.

glatt · 09-20-2011, 07:36 AM

Now, how's the truck supposed to get to the dumpster with all those dead pigs blocking the way? I suppose the picture was taken by the truck driver to show his boss to explain why he didn't empty the dumpster that day.

Clodfobble · 09-20-2011, 09:04 AM

Hmm. Either that's the number of dead pigs they throw away on a regular basis, or those pigs died of something unusual. In which case I'd think there must be biohazard laws, especially for such a large pig farm as that.

glatt · 09-20-2011, 09:18 AM

Larger picture here.

The dumpster says "National By-Products Inc." When you Google that, it's a US based rendering company.

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National By-Products Inc.

National By-Products was founded in 1993 and is one of the best independent renders of the nation. They collect more than 1 billion pounds of animal by-products, annually, from livestock producers, meat packers, grocery stores and restaurants. Today, National By-Products Inc. is comprised of a fleet of 450 trucks and 750 employees.
National by-products sells their products to national and international markets like manufacturers of chemicals, soaps, cosmetics, plastics, lubricants, livestock and poultry feeds.
Today, National By-Products is one of the biggest processors of animal and poultry by-products generated by livestock. The oils and other products are used for things like cooking, snack food manufactures, fats, proteins and hides.
National By-Products has a stable workforce, made of 1,000 employees. Their workforce is divided in areas like collection stations and many processing facilities.
National By-Products is a very important step in the food chain, because if the animal by-products is not processed it will be a hazard to the public health and to the environment.
National By-Products does its part to prevent pollution of surface and ground waters, the spread of animal an human diseases and minimize nuisance odors.
Their manufactures are located in: Little Rock, Arkansas; Denver, Colorado; Chicago, Lynn Center, Mason City, Illinois; Indianapolis, Indiana; Clinton, Des Moines, Iowa;Garden City ,Kansas City, Wichita, Kansas; Kansas City, Missouri; Bellevue, Omaha, Platte River, Nebraska; Berlin, Wisconsin.
NBP always look for good people, how like to works, in areas as truck drivers, plant personnel, administrative support and territory and district management; sales, fleet management, engineering, research, and accounting.
National By-Products offers services such as: Bulk Klean, which recycle the bulk grease and process it; Livestock Mortality Collection Service, eliminate leaky barrels, damage covers and the resulting rodent attraction; Meat Scrap Collection Service: they collect all of the scrap meat.

classicman · 09-20-2011, 09:28 AM

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NBP always look for good people, how like to works,

snicker

glatt · 09-20-2011, 09:33 AM

Especially good writers. They need some of those, stat.

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07-09-2011, 12:27 AM	#752
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Bacon cheesecake. Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-10-2011, 03:02 PM	#753
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07-12-2011, 10:49 PM	#755
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I lurk. I'm not so pithy anymore, apparently. One day, something will rouse the dormant wordsmith within, and you'll all suffer for it. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-13-2011, 05:36 AM	#756
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07-13-2011, 08:35 AM	#757
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07-14-2011, 04:31 PM	#758
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09-20-2011, 02:17 AM	#760
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Bacon gone bad. I'm sorry. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-20-2011, 07:36 AM	#761
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Now, how's the truck supposed to get to the dumpster with all those dead pigs blocking the way? I suppose the picture was taken by the truck driver to show his boss to explain why he didn't empty the dumpster that day.

09-20-2011, 09:04 AM	#762
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Hmm. Either that's the number of dead pigs they throw away on a regular basis, or those pigs died of something unusual. In which case I'd think there must be biohazard laws, especially for such a large pig farm as that. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-20-2011, 09:33 AM	#765
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Especially good writers. They need some of those, stat.

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