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Old 02-07-2012, 05:17 PM   #1
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Are there other symptoms besides the shitty one you described?
Well, there's the whole autism thing...

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Do they seem susceptible to the faith-healing idiocy we've all heard of?
Oh, most definitely. She has at various times told me that her son is a "crystal child" (aka "indigo child,") and that she wanted to save up $7,000 for a hyperbaric oxygen chamber, even though they've only had success in about 10% of kids who have tried it--pretty reasonable success when they work, admittedly, but only with that small subset of the population. Personally I think the money is better spent on things that aren't such a long shot, but at least it's better than the crystal children bullshit. But both of those phases also seem to have passed.

The truth is she's still reeling from the shock, as many parents do, but she's been reeling for 2 years now. I feel like it's time for her to quit grieving and get down to business. But at the biomed moms meeting last night, I had more than one person tell me that they were in the same position as she is, for as long as she's been, and not to give up hope that she'll get rational soon.
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Old 02-07-2012, 05:24 PM   #2
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Old 02-07-2012, 06:13 PM   #3
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goddamn homework tantrums...

aaauuuggghh!
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Old 02-07-2012, 09:04 PM   #4
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I think there is still room on The Crystal Ship for the crystal children

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Old 02-08-2012, 09:38 PM   #5
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Old 02-09-2012, 07:50 AM   #6
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Me too.
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Old 02-14-2012, 06:56 AM   #7
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bloody kids. kid. little shit.
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Old 02-14-2012, 08:52 AM   #8
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What did Thor do now ???
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:27 PM   #9
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as the last straw, i discovered that instead of using his deodorant on his pits, he made patterns in it with the lid. No wonder it isn't working! And he didn't get dressed on time. And he stuffed a balled of mixed clean and dirty clothes in his bed only days after laundrymagedon which found him in the basement doing laundry all evening and he forgot to brush his teeth and hair and put socks on and he forgot to unpack his backpack and didn't put his clean laundry away AGAIN and.............. it went on. He also left his homework at home. (Tough life sucks, maybe you won't forget next time) and the lego robot from his focus study -which meant that 4 other kids had to suffer..... so I drove over with that. It's a 20 minute trip. He's on an indefinite electronics timeout now.
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Old 02-14-2012, 09:26 PM   #10
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the calm before the teenage storm... you don't know how good you have it now.
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Old 02-14-2012, 10:12 PM   #11
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the calm before the teenage storm... you don't know how good you have it now.
um... he's the youngest....
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Old 02-14-2012, 09:50 PM   #12
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Is this about Brianna again?
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Old 02-14-2012, 10:33 PM   #13
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Brianna's a he?
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Old 02-14-2012, 10:37 PM   #14
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Brianna's a he?
no s/he's an it .... or something.... oh wait that was Ibrica.....
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Old 02-19-2012, 10:19 AM   #15
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Sick and tired of this cough.
It's not a real cough. Like Whooping Cough or TB.
It's caused by cattarh sitting in my throat in the aftermath of a cold.
Happened last year over Easter (although that was more severe I admit - this is more irritating)

My voice is croaky, I cough to clear my throat so much it hurts, but it is a natural reaction. Mum has been bitching about it under her breath for a week and now has started bitching about it out loud on the phone to friends and family; being half term I am here to hear it. I cough when walking, talking and doing even minor chores like changing my bed linen (although that involves rough and tumble with Diz, which almost elevates it to exercise).

I've had four different over-the-counter pills now. Including those with caffeine, which have contributed to my foul temper.

I've long worn out any sympathy I might have had at home (usually about 1% anyway) and I don't want any from work. It might put them off my cake - I was very careful not to cough anywhere near it I promise! Back tomorrow and I just want to well!

I
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Gone.

Isn't there something toad-based I can try?
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