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Old 09-01-2017, 12:23 PM   #1
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His ex tries to get dirt on him here...
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Old 09-01-2017, 03:11 PM   #2
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Got an email from him.
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Old 09-01-2017, 06:26 PM   #3
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just to let y'all know, infusion was able to go ahead today. if I liked cool beer, I'd use that cooler to chill some. Sadly, the chemo beest gets makes him extremely cold sensitive so we'll have to find a more inventive way to used it to flip a bird at big pharma. Is this an appropriate time to joke about storage for severed pumpkin heads?
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Old 09-02-2017, 07:59 AM   #4
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Anything goes, anytime.
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Old 09-11-2017, 02:03 PM   #5
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Just not very happy ATM with the world I live in.

Also, trying the 'new' bar tonight.

Prediction: Ugh.
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:08 AM   #6
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Let's be careful out there.
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:27 PM   #7
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"I've decided I will come home in one month."
"That's not how this works, honey."
"What are the steps I need to complete?"
"Well, you'll need to develop a sense of empathy for other people."
"I don't value empathy."
"Yeah, that's the problem."
"But I don't want to change."
"I know."
"But what do I need to do to come home?!"
"Change."
"I don't want to change."
"I know."
"I don't see why I can't do the work from home."
"Because you might kill someone."
"Not anyone important. Some lives matter more than others."
"And that's why they won't let you go home."
"But what are the steps I need to complete so they will let me go home?"


It's fucking endless. And his mom is still like, "Oh, the average stay is 45 days, so let's cross our fingers for that." As if she's fermenting cabbage, instead of trying to convince a schizophrenic to stop being so schizophrenic.
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:38 PM   #8
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That's reminiscent of the old bit ...

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, it only takes one psychologist; but, the light bulb has to really want to change.
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Old 06-07-2018, 06:11 AM   #9
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The light bulbs mom has to want to change as well... speaking of a message I know is waiting on my phone at work.
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Old 06-07-2018, 03:50 PM   #10
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...instead of trying to convince a schizophrenic to stop being so schizophrenic.
I think I may see part of the prollum right here.

"Have ya tried not being so schizophrenic, Bob?"

"Yes, I've tried."

"Well, try harder."

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Old 02-11-2020, 06:27 PM   #11
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Probably this belongs in "What sucks like a pail of leeches?" but whatevs.


This past weekend a friend and neighbor committed suicide. He had a lot of health issues, chronic pain, a few other contributing factors.


He didn't seem the type, he was so cheerful and outgoing, generous, helpful, funny, smart, etc. etc.


I guess he felt he had enough or had painted himself into a corner.


It was a shocker to everyone. I'm not going to be able to walk over and shoot the shit about meaningless b.s. anymore.


It just pretty much sucks.
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Old 02-11-2020, 06:32 PM   #12
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so sorry man.

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Old 02-11-2020, 06:56 PM   #13
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I’m sorry, foot
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Old 02-11-2020, 07:02 PM   #14
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Sorry to hear this man.
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Old 02-11-2020, 07:13 PM   #15
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Sorry for your loss.
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