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Old 07-15-2012, 11:39 AM   #1
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Sarge, you need to add a smily-face, or you've just blown it BIG TIME.
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Old 07-15-2012, 03:07 PM   #2
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Sarge is always like that - especially when it's his time of the month ...
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Old 07-15-2012, 03:14 PM   #3
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...That's why he compartmentalizes them into asses and boobs!...
I compartmentalize (ooo, a big word) the women I haven't met into asses and boobs (you left out snatches) because elbows and knees don't do anything for me.

Ima compartmentalize you in with the 'asses'.

Now go iron something.
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Old 07-15-2012, 03:18 PM   #4
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Yeah...Jim's was funnier :p
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Old 07-15-2012, 03:47 PM   #5
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I may have had too much fun with this.

I'm finished now.

Really.

Apologies to the rest of you about all this.

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Old 07-15-2012, 06:00 PM   #6
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As faf as my comments, I hope & pray that the women on here know it is part of an ongoing joke about age that I started last year. Also, I think the few women on here whom I have corresponded with know that I am attracted to inner beauty.
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Old 07-15-2012, 08:06 PM   #7
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Ducks...we all love you. And when you aren't here we all miss you.
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Old 07-15-2012, 06:29 PM   #8
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Yeah...I'm attracted to inner beauty. And massive cocks.
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Old 07-15-2012, 06:52 PM   #9
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Well, that leaves me out........ Just call me stumpy
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:07 PM   #10
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Awww...I thought we'd gotten over those fundamental differences Bri.

We haven't even called each other bitch once this year! lol
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Old 07-16-2012, 04:40 AM   #11
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Awww...I thought we'd gotten over those fundamental differences Bri.

We haven't even called each other bitch once this year! lol
That's funny Ali
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Old 07-15-2012, 08:05 PM   #12
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Thanks to everyone who commented on my purge

Bri - Ali and I have had our differences too, although I cant remember them now, but I feel no obligation to stick by her because we were born in the same country....I would jump in because we are friends..besides that, I like to let people fight their own battles unless I have a point that hasnt been mentioned.

I havent commented on the content of this thread specifically because I am very blokey in the fact that I objectify men in the same way they objectify me. Those of you on my facebook will know that fact very well.

Now I have to go get ready for work
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Old 07-16-2012, 03:10 AM   #13
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I... refuse to attach the images, but
submitted for your consideration.
As evidence that the issue here isn't just liking purdy lady-bits.


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Old 07-16-2012, 10:42 AM   #14
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I... refuse to attach the images, but
submitted for your consideration.
As evidence that the issue here isn't just liking purdy lady-bits.


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to me this reads like:

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I'm imagining something, and I'm really upset by it. I could mention it but you should already know it because it's just so upsetting. I'll be clear about my upset, but I won't be clear about what it is, just a hint. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm even more upset about that!
Ibby.

Please don't communicate like this. I can see the appeal to preserve your purity by not repeating the porno-equivalent of the "n-word" but it is a recipe for disaster when it comes to clarifying and settling differences. I speak from long experience. Be clear. Communication is hard enough when we use our words to our best ability, deliberately declining to be clear is an abdication.
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Old 07-16-2012, 01:34 PM   #15
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I... refuse to attach the images, but
submitted for your consideration.
As evidence that the issue here isn't just liking purdy lady-bits.
If you're gonna cite, which is more than Brianna did, cite correctly, instead of just trying to continue stirring shit up.

Both those posts you point out were posted AFTER the shit flew. And were/are clearly retaliatory posts. Anybody with a brain cell would see that.

Carry on.
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