Bring on the snow damnit!!! - Page 5

elSicomoro · 02-19-2003, 08:23 PM

That was pretty good Griff, though I would have used "Nancypants" instead of "Mary."

Trying to use SEPTA yesterday was a nightmare...and that's all I have to say about that.

My own personal opinion (and it's not like I have John, Anna, and the Streets Commissioner listening to me, but...) is that the city should have kept everything shut down yesterday. Quite a few people stayed home again yesterday anyway, and I think it would have given the city an opportunity to hit as many streets as possible, with minimal interference.

wolf · 02-20-2003, 01:48 AM

Since when did anyone in power in Philadelphia do anything that could even vaguely regarded as sensible?

elSicomoro · 02-20-2003, 07:02 PM

Well, I heard that Big Ed helped save the city from bankruptcy, which sounds pretty sensible. But as long as I've been here, I haven't seen anything overly sensible.

Oh...Thacher Longstreth isn't running for another term as a City Councilman...now THAT'S sensible.

elSicomoro · 02-20-2003, 08:29 PM

Okay, folks...if you haven't yet shoveled the snow off your sidewalk (or have not paid someone to do so), you are a worthless human being...the end.

Now then, if you have, great! Pat yourself on the back...good job! However...

Under that snow is a bit of ice. And if the temps fall low enough tonight, some of that melted goo will refreeze, creating more ice.

So people! You have to follow up on that shoveling. Maybe a little more shoveling, or some salt will do the trick.

Now, how does this apply to Cellar Dwellars? It doesn't, unless you live in the Far Northeast section of Philadelphia...

Here's the deal. If you live in the 3200-3300 blocks of Red Lion Rd., and you haven't cleaned up your sidewalk properly, and I slip and fall and hurt myself...

I'm going to sue the shit out of you. By the time I'm done, I will own your nice house, your nice cars, and for all practical purposes, YOU.

So let's get to work, eh?

russotto · 02-21-2003, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Okay, folks...if you haven't yet shoveled the snow off your sidewalk (or have not paid someone to do so), you are a worthless human being...the end.

Off? I shoveled all the snow from my driveway ONTO the spot the sidewalk lies below. Only place it would fit that I could reach from the driveway.

Have a nice day.

elSicomoro · 02-21-2003, 11:39 PM

I'll let it slide since you a) live about 40 miles from me and b) I'm not a fan of Miatas.

02-20-2003, 01:48 AM	#62
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Since when did anyone in power in Philadelphia do anything that could even vaguely regarded as sensible? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-19-2003, 08:23 PM	#61
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	That was pretty good Griff, though I would have used "Nancypants" instead of "Mary." Trying to use SEPTA yesterday was a nightmare...and that's all I have to say about that. My own personal opinion (and it's not like I have John, Anna, and the Streets Commissioner listening to me, but...) is that the city should have kept everything shut down yesterday. Quite a few people stayed home again yesterday anyway, and I think it would have given the city an opportunity to hit as many streets as possible, with minimal interference.

02-20-2003, 07:02 PM	#63
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Well, I heard that Big Ed helped save the city from bankruptcy, which sounds pretty sensible. But as long as I've been here, I haven't seen anything overly sensible. Oh...Thacher Longstreth isn't running for another term as a City Councilman...now THAT'S sensible.

02-20-2003, 08:29 PM	#64
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Okay, folks...if you haven't yet shoveled the snow off your sidewalk (or have not paid someone to do so), you are a worthless human being...the end. Now then, if you have, great! Pat yourself on the back...good job! However... Under that snow is a bit of ice. And if the temps fall low enough tonight, some of that melted goo will refreeze, creating more ice. So people! You have to follow up on that shoveling. Maybe a little more shoveling, or some salt will do the trick. Now, how does this apply to Cellar Dwellars? It doesn't, unless you live in the Far Northeast section of Philadelphia... Here's the deal. If you live in the 3200-3300 blocks of Red Lion Rd., and you haven't cleaned up your sidewalk properly, and I slip and fall and hurt myself... I'm going to sue the shit out of you. By the time I'm done, I will own your nice house, your nice cars, and for all practical purposes, YOU. So let's get to work, eh?

02-21-2003, 11:39 PM	#66
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I'll let it slide since you a) live about 40 miles from me and b) I'm not a fan of Miatas.

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