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Join Date: Nov 2004
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pass, thanks
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Professor
Join Date: May 2008
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Okay, what is it?
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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Its a device women can use to pee standing up! Friggen awesome!
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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I have yet to try one but I can think of a TON of useful situations.
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hehe....yeah...someone gave me some a few years back but I never tried it. Want me to send you one or two? ...I gotta check to see how many I have. Try it before buying a box.
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
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You don't have to send it, how bout I just drive over to pick it up? Fuck work anyway...wrote my resume up and even submitted it for a job today. Might do a few others tomorrow...
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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On a somewhat related subject...
"For all those hard-to-reach areas."
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The Un-Tuckian
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Instead of substituting peaches for kiwis, how about we substitute vodka or gin for the fucking semen? How about that?
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If you get any of that in my Ninja, you're buying me a new one.
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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No jiz in the Ninjiz
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I've seen the blades on your Ninja, and the bodily fluid that comes to mind is blood, not semen.
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The Un-Tuckian
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Behold: The Jarvis JR-50 Robotic Head Dropper
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To shreds, you say?
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takes a bit of the romance out of bacon
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