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Old 04-28-2011, 12:10 AM   #1
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pass, thanks
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:22 AM   #2
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Okay, what is it?
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:25 AM   #3
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Its a device women can use to pee standing up! Friggen awesome!
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:41 AM   #4
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I have that! ehem....never tried it though...
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:42 AM   #5
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I have yet to try one but I can think of a TON of useful situations.
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:47 AM   #6
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hehe....yeah...someone gave me some a few years back but I never tried it. Want me to send you one or two? ...I gotta check to see how many I have. Try it before buying a box.
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:04 AM   #7
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You don't have to send it, how bout I just drive over to pick it up? Fuck work anyway...wrote my resume up and even submitted it for a job today. Might do a few others tomorrow...
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Old 04-30-2011, 06:24 PM   #8
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On a somewhat related subject...

"For all those hard-to-reach areas."
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Old 06-01-2011, 03:23 PM   #9
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Instead of substituting peaches for kiwis, how about we substitute vodka or gin for the fucking semen? How about that?
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Old 06-01-2011, 03:26 PM   #10
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If you get any of that in my Ninja, you're buying me a new one.
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:29 AM   #11
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Old 06-02-2011, 02:55 PM   #12
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I've seen the blades on your Ninja, and the bodily fluid that comes to mind is blood, not semen.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:13 PM   #13
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Behold: The Jarvis JR-50 Robotic Head Dropper

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Old 07-25-2011, 10:19 PM   #14
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Behold: The Jarvis JR-50 Robotic Head Dropper

takes a bit of the romance out of bacon
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Old 07-12-2011, 08:43 PM   #15
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It's my first time to see this head dropper thing. Here is the product that maybe you haven't seen yet; try checking Inflatable Crescent-Shaped Shampoo, in here.
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