Dwellar Secrets - Page 5

Beest · 03-31-2011, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I just don't know if I should. I suspect it would just be used against me when I disagree with someone over something stupid like politics or current events or whatever.

'If I told you, I'd have to kill you' would work too,

It's the Hellko Kitty boxers isn't it.

I grew my beard in my first year of college, 8 months before I met Monster, and have never ever been clean shaven since.

I used to SCUBA when I was at school, but never kept it up on going to college, I have still have all my gear in the basement

monster · 03-31-2011, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Beest

I have still have all my gear in the basement

that's what you think....

Nirvana · 03-31-2011, 05:58 PM

I have pics somewhere and trophies too. I was also Miss Nude Illinois.

Great April Fool's BrianR

will be very embarrassed if its not a joke

monster · 03-31-2011, 09:36 AM

And boom.

Trilby · 03-31-2011, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

And boom.

Don't worry about it, monster.

If anyone says anything negative about merc his bulldogs will go after them. All he has to do is let them off the chain and it's GRRRRRRRRRRRRR time!

BrianR · 03-31-2011, 10:45 AM

Let's see. I've been here so long, it's hard to thin of any secrets not already known, but I'll try.

I am certified for both sky and SCUBA diving.

I once won the AAUW creative writing award for a poem that I plagarized directly from The Lord of the Rings. I've felt guilty ever since.

I was interviewed on Philly After Midnight, an episode watched by at least five people.

As of today, I am an officially transitioning transsexual. I answer to Pamela.

I would write more but I am going to allow everyone to recover their composure first.

monster · 03-31-2011, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

As of today, I am an officially transitioning transsexual. I answer to Pamela.

yes, but what's your new name?

ZenGum · 04-01-2011, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

Let's see. I've been here so long, it's hard to thin of any secrets not already known, but I'll try.

I am certified for both sky and SCUBA diving.

I once won the AAUW creative writing award for a poem that I plagarized directly from The Lord of the Rings. I've felt guilty ever since.

I was interviewed on Philly After Midnight, an episode watched by at least five people.

As of today, I am an officially transitioning transsexual. I answer to Pamela.

I would write more but I am going to allow everyone to recover their composure first.

If you thought announcing your new identity was going to distract me from the fact that you're a plagiarist, you've got another think coming!

Actually I'm more amused that nobody noticed you plagiarised LotR. Which poem was it?

Oh yeah and congratulations on the Pamela stuff.

Clodfobble · 03-31-2011, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

As of today, I am an officially transitioning transsexual. I answer to Pamela.

Congratulations on your decision. May I ask, what led to the choice of the name Pamela? I've only ever known two transsexuals, and one of them called herself Pamela. I'm just wondering if there's some in-culture reference I'm missing.

glatt · 03-31-2011, 01:22 PM

A fair number of SCUBA divers here.

I did my open water dive in Long Island Sound to get SCUBA certified after taking a course in college. Only marine life I saw was a flounder. Lots of bottles and a couple tires too.

Then I did a dive in St. Thomas with my dad. It was fun, but overall, I prefer snorkeling. Less to think and worry about. And the dry tank air gave me nose bleeds both times I dove.

BrianR · 03-31-2011, 01:57 PM

Thank you. I chose the name because I liked it and it was not a feminization of my birth name. I was torn between Pam and Tia and chose Pam because it was less exotic and I liked it better.

Now, you know THREE transsexuals!

There is no in-culture reference.

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Congratulations on your decision. May I ask, what led to the choice of the name Pamela? I've only ever known two transsexuals, and one of them called herself Pamela. I'm just wondering if there's some in-culture reference I'm missing.

glatt · 03-31-2011, 02:18 PM

BrianR/Pamela, you win the thread!

plthijinx · 04-01-2011, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

Thank you. I chose the name because I liked it and it was not a feminization of my birth name. I was torn between Pam and Tia and chose Pam because it was less exotic and I liked it better.

Now, you know THREE transsexuals!

There is no in-culture reference.

steeeeeeeeep awaaaaaay from the truck man! transWHAT? saltgrass? remember that?

infinite monkey · 03-31-2011, 02:24 PM

Pardon my ignorance, but didn't you just get married a couple years ago?

Sundae · 03-31-2011, 03:35 PM

Hey, congrats Pamela.
I talk to a transitioning transexual in my supermarket.
I think she thought I was trustworthy because I had pink hair

She changed her uniform from trousers to skirts just last year, and is far happier to have it out in the open. Not meant in a rude way! She really makes an effort with her image - for a supermarket employee she's quite glamourous. I feel quite shabby next to her. Then again, I am! I usually shop without makeup and in my ubiquitous jogging bottoms.

03-31-2011, 05:58 PM	#3
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I have pics somewhere and trophies too. I was also Miss Nude Illinois. Great April Fool's BrianR will be very embarrassed if its not a joke __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

03-31-2011, 09:36 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	And boom. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-31-2011, 10:45 AM	#6
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Let's see. I've been here so long, it's hard to thin of any secrets not already known, but I'll try. I am certified for both sky and SCUBA diving. I once won the AAUW creative writing award for a poem that I plagarized directly from The Lord of the Rings. I've felt guilty ever since. I was interviewed on Philly After Midnight, an episode watched by at least five people. As of today, I am an officially transitioning transsexual. I answer to Pamela. I would write more but I am going to allow everyone to recover their composure first. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

03-31-2011, 01:22 PM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	A fair number of SCUBA divers here. I did my open water dive in Long Island Sound to get SCUBA certified after taking a course in college. Only marine life I saw was a flounder. Lots of bottles and a couple tires too. Then I did a dive in St. Thomas with my dad. It was fun, but overall, I prefer snorkeling. Less to think and worry about. And the dry tank air gave me nose bleeds both times I dove.

03-31-2011, 02:18 PM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	BrianR/Pamela, you win the thread!

03-31-2011, 02:24 PM	#14
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Pardon my ignorance, but didn't you just get married a couple years ago?

03-31-2011, 03:35 PM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Hey, congrats Pamela. I talk to a transitioning transexual in my supermarket. I think she thought I was trustworthy because I had pink hair She changed her uniform from trousers to skirts just last year, and is far happier to have it out in the open. Not meant in a rude way! She really makes an effort with her image - for a supermarket employee she's quite glamourous. I feel quite shabby next to her. Then again, I am! I usually shop without makeup and in my ubiquitous jogging bottoms.

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