Stuff You Can't Do - Page 5

TheMercenary · 01-19-2011, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I see both, but on my daily commutes there is often a McCain/Palin amongst the stickers that say things like "I killed me a 12 point" and "Spit out your window if you love Jesus" and "My wife is a bitch so I killed her" and "I worship Brooks & Dunn" and "My tattoos express my individuality, just like my bumper stickers" and "What Would Jesus Do" and a confederate flag or three.

Damm! you live in Alabama?!??! No rednecks or racist White Supremacists up there I bet!

monster · 01-19-2011, 03:32 PM

Here it's coexist, God is a woman and she's pissed, free marjuana, stop war, give blood... play hockey, give peace a chance, more fucking peace, pink goddamn ribbons, shitloads of rainbow stuff, pro-choice, pro-life, my next car will be electric, my other car is electric, my other car is also electric, share the road, share the woad, snails r fun, habitat for humanity...............

Shawnee123 · 01-19-2011, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Here it's coexist, God is a woman and she's pissed, free marjuana, stop war, give blood... play hockey, give peace a chance, more fucking peace, pink goddamn ribbons, shitloads of rainbow stuff, pro-choice, pro-life, my next car will be electric, my other car is electric, my other car is also electric, share the road, share the woad, snails r fun, habitat for humanity...............

Oh yeah, I've seen those too: especially in the student parking garage.

Took me about 3 weeks to figure out what the damn coexist one said.

I'm a bit iffy on any stickers. Adorn your mouth with words, adorn your body with action: stickers and skink are a blathering sheep's way of expression. (disclaimer: not ALL)

TheMercenary · 01-19-2011, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Adorn your mouth with words, adorn your body with action: stickers and skink are a blathering sheep's way of expression. (disclaimer: not ALL)

What is your exception to that rule? Or was that just so you would not offend your friends with tats?

monster · 01-19-2011, 03:34 PM

and that's only the cars that aren't covered in macdonalds happy toys and the like. i heard that's just an ann arbor thing, so i took a picture of one for you lot, but never posted it. I'll see if I can find it.

Nirvana · 01-19-2011, 10:35 PM

I did not go to that link but I wanted to say to F3
OH NO you din't just dig up Ron Jeremy! [did you?]

footfootfoot · 01-20-2011, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

I did not go to that link but I wanted to say to F3
OH NO you din't just dig up Ron Jeremy! [did you?]

No, it was the man from nantucket.

Big Sarge · 01-19-2011, 11:02 PM

I'm rather proud of my tattoos. humpff

plthijinx · 01-20-2011, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I'm rather proud of my tattoos. humpff

i gotta ask...were they done professionally or made with light ballast?

plthijinx · 01-20-2011, 01:40 AM

which btw is why i don't go anywhere now.

footfootfoot · 01-20-2011, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

which btw is why i don't go anywhere now.

This should be in the joke thread, but it is apropos.

A woman was shopping at a grocery store and as she went through the cashier's he commented on how much dog food she had in her cart and asked her if she had a lot of dogs for all the food she was buying.

"No, actually, it's for my husband. He accidentally ate a dog biscuit once and discovered that he loved the flavor and now, that's all he'll eat."

"Wow, that's the oddest thing I've ever heard." said the young cashier.

A few months later she was in his line again, but this time she had a cart full of normal groceries. The cashier asked her if her husband had got tired of dog food.

"Actually, no." She said, "He passed away recently."
"Oh, I'm sorry, had he been sick?" asked the cashier.
"No, he was lying on the couch licking his balls and he fell off and broke his neck."

Nirvana · 01-20-2011, 05:00 PM

I was waiting for this to be posted but since it has not made its way here . . .

The one thing you cannot do is say these 7 words on TV;
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

But you can type them on the interwebs

GunMaster357 · 01-20-2011, 02:57 AM

Stuff I can't do ?

Count the things I can

Clodfobble · 01-20-2011, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I should probably slap a sticker over the scratch on my paint.

I knew an old lady who did that... to cover holes in the walls of her house.

monster · 01-20-2011, 09:40 PM

You can't get better than a Kwik Fit fitter

01-19-2011, 03:32 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Here it's coexist, God is a woman and she's pissed, free marjuana, stop war, give blood... play hockey, give peace a chance, more fucking peace, pink goddamn ribbons, shitloads of rainbow stuff, pro-choice, pro-life, my next car will be electric, my other car is electric, my other car is also electric, share the road, share the woad, snails r fun, habitat for humanity............... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2011, 03:34 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	and that's only the cars that aren't covered in macdonalds happy toys and the like. i heard that's just an ann arbor thing, so i took a picture of one for you lot, but never posted it. I'll see if I can find it. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2011, 10:35 PM	#6
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I did not go to that link but I wanted to say to F3 OH NO you din't just dig up Ron Jeremy! [did you?] __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-19-2011, 11:02 PM	#8
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I'm rather proud of my tattoos. humpff __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

01-20-2011, 01:40 AM	#10
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	which btw is why i don't go anywhere now. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-20-2011, 05:00 PM	#12
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I was waiting for this to be posted but since it has not made its way here . . . The one thing you cannot do is say these 7 words on TV; shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. But you can type them on the interwebs __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-20-2011, 02:57 AM	#13
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Stuff I can't do ? Count the things I can __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

01-20-2011, 09:40 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You can't get better than a Kwik Fit fitter __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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