They should sell... - Page 5

monster · 10-29-2009, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

Singles of every songs on every album.

They do. Download.

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Single socks to replace the ones kidnapped by the dryer.

If you buy all your socks the same this is not longer a problem until you get to the last one, which probably has a hole by then.

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Pints of motor oil.

They do, it's just marketed differently. It's called Guinness

glatt · 10-29-2009, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

They do. Download.

I tried to buy Elton John's Funeral For a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding from iTunes. You could buy every other song from that album separately, but not that one. To get that song, you had to buy the whole album. Fuck that. I already owned most of the songs from that album because I bought his greatest hits years ago. I just wanted to fill in the one big missing song. They wouldn't sell it to me.

monster · 10-29-2009, 09:27 AM

Did you try other vendors?

glatt · 10-29-2009, 09:37 AM

In a manner of speaking.

Sundae · 10-29-2009, 12:59 PM

Going back to socks - buy in bulk!
If every sock you own is the same brand and make and age you can pair them with impunity.

How do I know this? I used to work for Dr Solomn's Software (RIP) and we would throw out socks at conventions. The tag? Dr Solomon's Blows Your Socks Off. Really - IT Managers on £60k+ would scramble for them. I was wearing mine (mostly honestly obtained - hey - I was a slim but buxom blonde in those days, did they want me on the stand knowing the product? Hell, yes!) for about 5 years. They outlasted my marriage.

They were hardly designer socks. Just that if'n I kept my toenails trimmed they lasted. And always, always, always matched. And when the ones at the front of the drawer needed to retire, those at the back could take their place.

monster · 10-29-2009, 01:27 PM

I think I said that in fewer words

Sundae · 10-29-2009, 02:00 PM

I'm a spammer getting paid by the word.
Ha.

I mean, ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Yeah, sorry. I'm verbose.

monster · 10-29-2009, 03:37 PM

I just felt unloved, ignored and unread

Sundae · 10-29-2009, 04:14 PM

I read you and love you.
But now you owe me £s for quoting me.

Good loving don't come for free.

capnhowdy · 10-30-2009, 06:35 AM

Usually Monnie just can't resist the urge of correction and addendum, as illustrated in the last few pages of this thread.

monster · 10-30-2009, 07:12 AM

Hey Cappie, go fuck yourself

Shawnee123 · 10-30-2009, 07:35 AM

Hey Cappie: go fuck yourself.

Just kidding. I love monster's corrections and addendums.

ZenGum · 10-30-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Hey Cappie: go fuck yourself.

Just kidding. I love monster's corrections and addendums.

Addenda!

I AM THE ANALEST!!!!

Behold, the alpha-anus!

Shawnee123 · 10-30-2009, 08:45 AM

I think they're getting ready to sew together a new bong.

Shawnee123 · 10-30-2009, 05:03 PM

Damn, I just lost my job title. I've been stripped of my analest.

10-29-2009, 09:27 AM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Did you try other vendors? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-29-2009, 12:59 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Going back to socks - buy in bulk! If every sock you own is the same brand and make and age you can pair them with impunity. How do I know this? I used to work for Dr Solomn's Software (RIP) and we would throw out socks at conventions. The tag? Dr Solomon's Blows Your Socks Off. Really - IT Managers on £60k+ would scramble for them. I was wearing mine (mostly honestly obtained - hey - I was a slim but buxom blonde in those days, did they want me on the stand knowing the product? Hell, yes!) for about 5 years. They outlasted my marriage. They were hardly designer socks. Just that if'n I kept my toenails trimmed they lasted. And always, always, always matched. And when the ones at the front of the drawer needed to retire, those at the back could take their place. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-29-2009, 01:27 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think I said that in fewer words __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-29-2009, 02:00 PM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm a spammer getting paid by the word. Ha. I mean, ha ha. Ha ha ha. Yeah, sorry. I'm verbose. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-29-2009, 03:37 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I just felt unloved, ignored and unread __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-29-2009, 09:37 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	In a manner of speaking.

10-29-2009, 04:14 PM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I read you and love you. But now you owe me £s for quoting me. Good loving don't come for free. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-30-2009, 06:35 AM	#10
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Usually Monnie just can't resist the urge of correction and addendum, as illustrated in the last few pages of this thread. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

10-30-2009, 07:12 AM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Hey Cappie, go fuck yourself __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-30-2009, 07:35 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hey Cappie: go fuck yourself. Just kidding. I love monster's corrections and addendums. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-30-2009, 08:45 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I think they're getting ready to sew together a new bong. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-30-2009, 05:03 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Damn, I just lost my job title. I've been stripped of my analest. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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