Regrets - Page 5

03-08-2009, 02:51 PM

How old are you, Brianna? My sister is 45 with two kids, and recently remarried... a hot, much younger man who makes a lot of money, hilariously. Sort of the stereotype of what a woman that age can't get.

Trilby · 03-08-2009, 03:11 PM

I'm 45.

I do not see any hot, young, rich men anywhere NEAR this place. I'll poke my nose out the door and see if there are any on the lawn...

limey · 03-08-2009, 11:44 PM

"45 is not too old and that's official" (limey, 48)

xoxoxoBruce · 03-08-2009, 11:46 PM

Hell, 45 is only half ripe.

Pico and ME · 03-09-2009, 01:41 AM

Bri, I got married for the first time at 40...it really does happen.

Sundae · 03-09-2009, 06:36 AM

Bri, Bri, Bri...
You're setting your standards too high!
I'm not holding out for young, hot (assuming this means a GQ type body) or rich. I'd go for breathing. (Oh and intelligent and funny of course)

And look how well I'm doing!

Trilby · 03-09-2009, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

...I'd go for breathing...

Yeah, he definitely must be able to breath on his own. I'm not taking any respirator-dependants on!

yeah, yeah...one day my ship will come in...it'll probably be on fire though.

classicman · 03-09-2009, 10:40 AM

unless they are REALLY REALLY REALLY rich? ....

Sundae · 03-09-2009, 10:42 AM

Oh ah.
If they're really, REALLY rich and on a ventilator. I'll pretend to love them.
And then use the money (a week later) to find my real love.

Trouble is, those coffin dodgers can be so picky!
And I'm not exactly Anna Nicole Smith.

classicman · 03-09-2009, 12:48 PM

no you're not, you are much more than she could have ever hoped to be.

Cicero · 03-09-2009, 12:55 PM

Egrets? Anyone? ok..sorry..

DanaC · 03-09-2009, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Yeah, he definitely must be able to breath on his own.

Doesn't that kind of rule out hot vampires though?

03-09-2009, 03:46 PM

I'm not looking for young, don't care much about a handsome face or a hard body, and I don't care what they make as long as they're taking care of themselves. I just want a guy about my age with a kid or two of his own, he can have a bit of potbelly but mustn't be sedentary. He has to be handy (because I am, and I can't deal with helpless men) and fond of animals and living like a fucking hippie with the recycling and the herbal teas and the chickens and the garden and the rainbarrels and the wood stove and the composting, or else he has to be willing to learn to love it.

Also, he must eat meat and like to go camping. And his teeth must be clean.

Pie · 03-09-2009, 04:15 PM

Well, aside from having a kid or two (and being male) I'm your man!

glatt · 03-09-2009, 04:17 PM

Chickens? That's cool. Are you in the city? Or out in the country?

03-08-2009, 03:11 PM	#62
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm 45. I do not see any hot, young, rich men anywhere NEAR this place. I'll poke my nose out the door and see if there are any on the lawn... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-08-2009, 11:44 PM	#63
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	"45 is not too old and that's official" (limey, 48) __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

03-08-2009, 11:46 PM	#64
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hell, 45 is only half ripe. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-09-2009, 06:36 AM	#66
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Bri, Bri, Bri... You're setting your standards too high! I'm not holding out for young, hot (assuming this means a GQ type body) or rich. I'd go for breathing. (Oh and intelligent and funny of course) And look how well I'm doing! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-09-2009, 10:40 AM	#68
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	unless they are REALLY REALLY REALLY rich? .... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-08-2009, 02:51 PM	#61
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	How old are you, Brianna? My sister is 45 with two kids, and recently remarried... a hot, much younger man who makes a lot of money, hilariously. Sort of the stereotype of what a woman that age can't get.

03-09-2009, 01:41 AM	#65
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Bri, I got married for the first time at 40...it really does happen.

03-09-2009, 10:42 AM	#69
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh ah. If they're really, REALLY rich and on a ventilator. I'll pretend to love them. And then use the money (a week later) to find my real love. Trouble is, those coffin dodgers can be so picky! And I'm not exactly Anna Nicole Smith. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-09-2009, 12:48 PM	#70
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	no you're not, you are much more than she could have ever hoped to be. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-09-2009, 12:55 PM	#71
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Egrets? Anyone? ok..sorry.. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-09-2009, 03:46 PM	#73
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	I'm not looking for young, don't care much about a handsome face or a hard body, and I don't care what they make as long as they're taking care of themselves. I just want a guy about my age with a kid or two of his own, he can have a bit of potbelly but mustn't be sedentary. He has to be handy (because I am, and I can't deal with helpless men) and fond of animals and living like a fucking hippie with the recycling and the herbal teas and the chickens and the garden and the rainbarrels and the wood stove and the composting, or else he has to be willing to learn to love it. Also, he must eat meat and like to go camping. And his teeth must be clean.

03-09-2009, 04:15 PM	#74
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Well, aside from having a kid or two (and being male) I'm your man! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-09-2009, 04:17 PM	#75
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Chickens? That's cool. Are you in the city? Or out in the country?

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