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Old 09-29-2007, 08:36 AM   #61
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ok, that's seriously not funny. we adopted a rescue dog from there and we just had to put him down. i can't believe you would stoop so low.
Did you have sex with his sister, first?
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Old 09-29-2007, 11:18 AM   #62
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i tried but she was so upset... i couldn't get her to quit howling and drooling.
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Old 09-20-2016, 12:01 AM   #63
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Good times.

Did we ever find out if his sister's spectacular asshole actually died on that day? I miss it so....
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Old 09-20-2016, 12:44 PM   #64
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My sister was lost at WTC during 9/11.
Thanks, a lot.
Oh Em Gee it's the original 9/11 guy.

Someone should create a 'master thread' with links to the Cellar classics.
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Old 09-20-2016, 02:41 PM   #65
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Is that where "I lost my _____ on 9/11, you insensitive bastards!" came from?
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Old 09-20-2016, 09:07 PM   #66
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Yep!
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Old 09-20-2016, 10:32 PM   #67
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Oh Em Gee it's the original 9/11 guy.

Someone should create a 'master thread' with links to the Cellar classics.
I did that. I found that thread when I searched for this one. I forget what that thread was called.

We need to make a thread to tell us where threads are that tell us where cool threads are.

Or a hall of fame forum that only mods can move threads to.
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Old 09-21-2016, 10:09 AM   #68
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85% of all problems are directly traceable to people who like their dogs in one of these:

while doing their sister.

Borat has arrived.
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Old 09-21-2016, 11:02 AM   #69
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tw you are a special kind of stupid. Muslims don't eat dogs.
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Old 09-21-2016, 11:50 AM   #70
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Muslims don't eat dogs.
Tell that to Borat and the people of Kazakhstan.

Stupid is as stupid does. Remember when you told us that is what your mother always told you?
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Old 09-21-2016, 06:25 PM   #71
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Just to be clear. That's the real tw posting humor. Not 'tw.' And it was funny a little bit. As if he does read, despite his user title.

The hell is going on here?
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Old 09-21-2016, 07:30 PM   #72
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The hell is going on here?
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