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darclauz · 09-28-2003, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slang
Hey!! Jesus had long hair! And....he voted Republican. What do you say to that Mr smarty pants?

ummm...how can you tell? by watching his old movies?

God · 09-28-2003, 11:44 PM

It's true, Jesus had long hair. What was I supposed to do, "miracle" it from his head?

Kids nowdays.

Whit · 09-28-2003, 11:45 PM

      Actually, according to the bible he had curly hair, like that of a lamb. So regardless of all the pics he didn't have long straight hair.
      Also, I think you are wrong about the voting republican thing. Jesus wore sandals, all the time. Nobody that into sandals votes republican.

elSicomoro · 09-28-2003, 11:48 PM

I dunno...Jesus may have been the first compassionate conservative.

juju · 09-28-2003, 11:56 PM

Jesus voted Republican?

Just curious... does actually say in the Bible that Jesus had long hair, or is that just in the pictures?

juju · 09-28-2003, 11:58 PM

Whoops.. four posts just sprang out of nowhere! That'll teach me to hit refresh..

Whit · 09-29-2003, 12:00 AM

      It's one of those nights dude.

darclauz · 09-29-2003, 12:36 AM

No known statement on hair of head. Only hair of face:

"I gave My...cheeks to those who plucked off the hair; I hid not my face from shame and spitting" (Isaiah 50:6).

Whit · 09-29-2003, 12:49 AM

      Hmm, having looked for it I find that my reference come from the first chapter of revelations and is after the death and return from hell and all that stuff. It seems his apearance had changed a bit from what john was familiar with...

Griff · 09-29-2003, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Whit
      Also, I think you are wrong about the voting republican thing. Jesus wore sandals, all the time. Nobody that into sandals votes republican.

...proof of his Libertarian leanings.

Whit · 09-29-2003, 07:57 AM

      Wearing sandals and robes all the time? Nah, I'm thinking Green party...

Griff · 09-29-2003, 08:59 AM

hmmmm... fergot about the robes

SteveDallas · 09-29-2003, 09:23 AM

Maybe a South Park Republican?

Griff · 09-29-2003, 09:37 AM

Wouldn't that be a libertarian?

Elspode · 09-29-2003, 10:08 AM

I am not a fan of footwear, and were it not for the vagaries of Midwestern weather, and jobs, I would likely go barefoot at all times.

Back when I was still a confused spiritual person, and weak, I allowed myself to go to Lutheran church with my first wife. On Easter Sunday, as I stood in the line to take communion, wearing my Sunday best slacks, sweater...and sandals, I was approached by an usher (who was, admittedly, a friend of the family, and a real nice guy).

"Patrick, do you think those sandals are appropriate for this holiday?"

"Well...Jesus wore sandals, didn't he?"

That pretty much ended that conversation.

09-28-2003, 11:45 PM	#63
Whit Umm ... yeah. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 949	Actually, according to the bible he had curly hair, like that of a lamb. So regardless of all the pics he didn't have long straight hair.       Also, I think you are wrong about the voting republican thing. Jesus wore sandals, all the time. Nobody that into sandals votes republican. __________________ A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

09-29-2003, 12:00 AM	#67
Whit Umm ... yeah. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 949	It's one of those nights dude. __________________ A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

09-29-2003, 12:36 AM	#68
darclauz Breathing into a paper bag Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 334	No known statement on hair of head. Only hair of face: "I gave My...cheeks to those who plucked off the hair; I hid not my face from shame and spitting" (Isaiah 50:6). __________________ Taking up smoking to lose weight.

09-29-2003, 12:49 AM	#69
Whit Umm ... yeah. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 949	Hmm, having looked for it I find that my reference come from the first chapter of revelations and is after the death and return from hell and all that stuff. It seems his apearance had changed a bit from what john was familiar with... __________________ A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

09-29-2003, 07:57 AM	#71
Whit Umm ... yeah. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 949	Wearing sandals and robes all the time? Nah, I'm thinking Green party... __________________ A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

09-28-2003, 11:44 PM	#62
God Not half the God I used to be Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: everywhere but enjoy the Vets club best Posts: 120	It's true, Jesus had long hair. What was I supposed to do, "miracle" it from his head? Kids nowdays.

09-28-2003, 11:48 PM	#64
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I dunno...Jesus may have been the first compassionate conservative.

09-28-2003, 11:56 PM	#65
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Jesus voted Republican? Just curious... does actually say in the Bible that Jesus had long hair, or is that just in the pictures?

09-28-2003, 11:58 PM	#66
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Whoops.. four posts just sprang out of nowhere! That'll teach me to hit refresh..

09-29-2003, 08:59 AM	#72
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	hmmmm... fergot about the robes __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-29-2003, 09:23 AM	#73
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Maybe a South Park Republican?

09-29-2003, 09:37 AM	#74
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Wouldn't that be a libertarian? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-29-2003, 10:08 AM	#75
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I am not a fan of footwear, and were it not for the vagaries of Midwestern weather, and jobs, I would likely go barefoot at all times. Back when I was still a confused spiritual person, and weak, I allowed myself to go to Lutheran church with my first wife. On Easter Sunday, as I stood in the line to take communion, wearing my Sunday best slacks, sweater...and sandals, I was approached by an usher (who was, admittedly, a friend of the family, and a real nice guy). "Patrick, do you think those sandals are appropriate for this holiday?" "Well...Jesus wore sandals, didn't he?" That pretty much ended that conversation. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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