Cellar Predictions 2009 - Page 5

monster · 01-05-2009, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Cellar Predictions (concerning "Regular" Dwellars) :
Radar, Sundae Girl, Undertoad, Ducksnuts and three others will get an important new job

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Be careful what you wish for ....motherhood is an important job!

Sundae · 01-05-2009, 09:45 AM

I'm hoping for blowjob actually

Shawnee123 · 01-05-2009, 09:59 AM

Heh...guy is walking down the street when a prostitute asks him if he wants a blowjob.

"HALE no," he replies. "That would mess up my unemployment benefits."

spudcon · 01-06-2009, 10:42 AM

The sun will burn, taxes will go up, and every Cellar Dwellar will fart.

Clodfobble · 01-06-2009, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Five dwellars will have suspect moles removed and one for cosmetic reasons only, four will be benign, but not the cosmetic one.

Working on this one. Never had one looked at before, but this one's new and being very suspect. Can I go straight to a dermatologist, or is this one of those things where a GP has to refer me? What do they do, just cut the sucker out?

jinx · 01-06-2009, 12:59 PM

The need for a referral depends on your insurance.
In my experience they will cut anything and everything off your body that you let them, have the bits tested and then tell you it wasn't cancer but it was really close and you should come back frequently to have more stuff cut off because you are at risk.

glatt · 01-06-2009, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

The need for a referral depends on your insurance.
In my experience they will cut anything and everything off your body that you let them, have the bits tested and then tell you it wasn't cancer but it was really close and you should come back frequently to have more stuff cut off because you are at risk.

That was exactly my experience too.

footfootfoot · 01-06-2009, 07:54 PM

Technically our entire physical body is "pre-cancerous" if it isn't already cancerous.

Hold still while I-there we go; off to the lab.

Yep, I agree with you guys.

monster · 01-06-2009, 09:44 PM

pretty much what jinx said. my experience is that if you find the right doctor, they will trust your opinion on whether a dodgy-looking mole has changed or not. all changes are suspect. not all dodgy looking moles are.

get it checked out, but be prepared to ignore their advice if you disagree -especially the GP. they do tend to panic and/or want to cut. Wait for the specialist, however you get there. they do nothing but remove moles, so they're not as likely to be overly precutious in their desperation to use a knife or charge for a procedure. Unless you really like and trust your GP

DucksNuts · 01-07-2009, 02:09 AM

Skin cancer is HUGE over here and anyone who has seen my pics will see I have that lovely pre spotted skin that is prone...plus my parents have had great chunks cut out.

My GP has the nifty little looking glass that he runs over my *spots* and body once a year to check to see if any are *bad*.

So far I havent had any removed, as he wont chop for the sake of chopping, but he would like to take the one near my eye away as it changes shape, as yet he hasnt forced the issue because its not showing any dangerous signs.

Griff · 01-15-2009, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Cellar Predictions (concerning "Regular" Dwellars) :

Clodfobble, Griff and Undertoad will publically lose patience with another dwellar (not all with the same dwellar)

covered

Trilby · 01-15-2009, 05:35 PM

has it been mentioned that amy winehouse will die?

TheMercenary · 01-15-2009, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I'm hoping for blowjob actually

Is that dressing for your burger?

Aliantha · 01-15-2009, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

has it been mentioned that amy winehouse will die?

Is she a member of the cellar???

Clodfobble · 01-15-2009, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Can I go straight to a dermatologist, or is this one of those things where a GP has to refer me? What do they do, just cut the sucker out?

Got it removed today. I decided I didn't care if it was suspect or not, it itched and hurt and irritated me just by being there. The dermatologist told me she actually suspected most of it was scar tissue at this point (I develop keloid scars pretty easily.) I was surprised at the size of the crater she left though. Took four stitches to close it up, which was cool to watch. All the other times I've had stitches it was somewhere I couldn't see.

01-06-2009, 10:42 AM	#64
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	The sun will burn, taxes will go up, and every Cellar Dwellar will fart. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

01-06-2009, 12:59 PM	#66
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	The need for a referral depends on your insurance. In my experience they will cut anything and everything off your body that you let them, have the bits tested and then tell you it wasn't cancer but it was really close and you should come back frequently to have more stuff cut off because you are at risk. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-06-2009, 07:54 PM	#68
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Technically our entire physical body is "pre-cancerous" if it isn't already cancerous. Hold still while I-there we go; off to the lab. Yep, I agree with you guys. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-06-2009, 09:44 PM	#69
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	pretty much what jinx said. my experience is that if you find the right doctor, they will trust your opinion on whether a dodgy-looking mole has changed or not. all changes are suspect. not all dodgy looking moles are. get it checked out, but be prepared to ignore their advice if you disagree -especially the GP. they do tend to panic and/or want to cut. Wait for the specialist, however you get there. they do nothing but remove moles, so they're not as likely to be overly precutious in their desperation to use a knife or charge for a procedure. Unless you really like and trust your GP __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-15-2009, 05:35 PM	#72
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	has it been mentioned that amy winehouse will die? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-05-2009, 09:45 AM	#62
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm hoping for blowjob actually

01-05-2009, 09:59 AM	#63
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Heh...guy is walking down the street when a prostitute asks him if he wants a blowjob. "HALE no," he replies. "That would mess up my unemployment benefits."

01-07-2009, 02:09 AM	#70
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Skin cancer is HUGE over here and anyone who has seen my pics will see I have that lovely pre spotted skin that is prone...plus my parents have had great chunks cut out. My GP has the nifty little looking glass that he runs over my spots and body once a year to check to see if any are bad. So far I havent had any removed, as he wont chop for the sake of chopping, but he would like to take the one near my eye away as it changes shape, as yet he hasnt forced the issue because its not showing any dangerous signs.

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