Do Good Deeds - Page 5

Dingleschmutz · 02-29-2008, 02:23 PM

Hmm... Well, if I ever become rich in good deed medallions, I'll send some your way.

monster · 02-29-2008, 02:23 PM

Hey, maybe that medallion will work at Chuck-E-Cheese's?

Dingleschmutz · 02-29-2008, 02:35 PM

Ooh, good call... One game of skee-ball usually gets me 10-12 tickets. Then I could get one of those stretchy sticky hand things and really stick it to upper-middle management. Using their award tokens against them... The irony is delicious. At least when compared to that shitty pizza at Chuck E. Cheese.

Shawnee123 · 02-29-2008, 02:40 PM

Now you went and hurt his feelings. Puh, some good deed doer...give that medallion back.

Flint · 02-29-2008, 02:40 PM

Wait, there's a person called Dingleschmutz ??? Wow, that wasn't intentional.

Dingleschmutz · 02-29-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Now you went and hurt his feelings.

FUCK he's creepy!

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Originally Posted by Flint

Your username burrowed itself into my subconcious...

FUCK I'm creepy!

Shawnee123 · 02-29-2008, 02:45 PM

I thought maybe you were Flint's sock puppet, but youse gots a pitcher and everythin'!

Flint · 02-29-2008, 02:45 PM

You can quote things I'm thinking?

Dingleschmutz · 02-29-2008, 02:47 PM

I is real. I sware.

Flint · 02-29-2008, 02:49 PM

Nice name, seriously. It's a work of art.

Cicero · 02-29-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

Good deed? Not so sure. But I did something. I'll probably get arrested for it shortly in fact. I wish I were joking.

I ran into one of my former players and his drunk ass worthless lump of a father a couple hours ago. The kid has been knocked around before and I've offered for him to come stay with us when the dad is tanked. Tonight the kid had a couple new bruises and a shiny new cast. Dad was piss drunk. I suggested LL might like to have a friend over tonight and said I'd be happy to get the kid to school tomorrow. Just trying to be friendly about things as I already know that mom won't ever press charges. Well drunk ass gets loud with me, pokes me in the chest a few times, makes some comment about knocking that spoiled Lil Lookout on his ass, and why don't I just fuck off and die. As I go walking away he starts cussing at me and LL and then shoves me in the back. I keep walking to my car until he starts making some comments to LL about his mom. At that point I turned around and beat the piss out of the guy and kindly informed him that I'll cut his fucking throat if he ever even looks at my kid again. Some of the guys from the club pulled me off him and I left with LL.

All I wanted to do is help a kid and I have to go and lose my fucking temper. Good deeds my ass. I'd love to have a couple of beers right now, but that's probably not a great idea since I know the cops will show up. Fucking brilliant. Tell my kids to use their brains not their fists and then I beat the shit out of a guy at the damn soccer club where I coach them. Fucking brilliant.

Hey Lookout- you were being harassed.
You have all the right in the world to protect your kid from a drunk and disorderly, violent prick. Good job. It's hard to know sometimes if you did the right thing for sure because when you beat someone up you naturally feel icky even though they were the initial perpetrator. Don't forget that. He's the perp. Just because you didn't lay down and play victim doesn't mean you are in the wrong or need to give two squats about it....
He he stuck his finger in your sons chest...he should pull back a stump. K?

Right on...and 'forget about iiit.
I'm all for brains and fists...You have to use your brain enough to knock the hell out of someone abusing your kid right in your face. Deseeerved it!! If the cops come tell them the guy was escalating with you and your kid and you thought he was going to strike again. Which is all true. You were defending yourself and your kid.

skysidhe · 02-29-2008, 09:29 PM

I took my grandmother out of a nursing home when it was substandard in it's care.

My siblings and I take turns doting on my mother.

Someday I am going to learn how to take care of myself.

limey · 03-01-2008, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

maybe it's just a dipthong thing.

Would that be a diphthing?

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

there's nuch thing

Bwahahahahahahahaaaa

Griff · 03-01-2008, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I thought maybe you were Flint's sock puppet, but youse gots a pitcher and everythin'!

Does that make D a catcher? Not that there's anything wrong with that, everybody has to be sumtin.

Dingleschmutz · 03-02-2008, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Does that make D a catcher? Not that there's anything wrong with that, everybody has to be sumtin.

No... I'm asexual. Which most people would consider to be a good deed as well.

02-29-2008, 02:23 PM	#62
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02-29-2008, 02:40 PM	#64
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Now you went and hurt his feelings. Puh, some good deed doer...give that medallion back. Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 02-29-2008 at 02:45 PM.

02-29-2008, 02:40 PM	#65
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Wait, there's a person called Dingleschmutz ??? Wow, that wasn't intentional. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

02-29-2008, 02:45 PM	#67
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I thought maybe you were Flint's sock puppet, but youse gots a pitcher and everythin'! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-29-2008, 02:45 PM	#68
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	You can quote things I'm thinking? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

02-29-2008, 02:23 PM	#61
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Hmm... Well, if I ever become rich in good deed medallions, I'll send some your way.

02-29-2008, 02:35 PM	#63
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Ooh, good call... One game of skee-ball usually gets me 10-12 tickets. Then I could get one of those stretchy sticky hand things and really stick it to upper-middle management. Using their award tokens against them... The irony is delicious. At least when compared to that shitty pizza at Chuck E. Cheese.

02-29-2008, 02:47 PM	#69
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	I is real. I sware.

02-29-2008, 02:49 PM	#70
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Nice name, seriously. It's a work of art. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

02-29-2008, 09:29 PM	#72
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I took my grandmother out of a nursing home when it was substandard in it's care. My siblings and I take turns doting on my mother. Someday I am going to learn how to take care of myself.

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