funny things kids say - Page 5

jinx · 02-03-2004, 04:47 PM

Eh, fuck it. ::shrug::

undone · 02-25-2004, 04:35 PM

My turn:
Nan my five year old is standing in the kitchen, crowing about her valentines..
Nan: Mom I have kitty ones, puppy ones, spongebob and barbie ones. Just look at all this candy...Mom, I am living Manda's dream. (Manda is her 4 year old cousin)
When Nan was 2 1/2 and just learning to talk she was attempting to carry an armload of toys to her room. Every two steps she would drop something and have to stop and pick it up. About the fourth time this happened she stomped her tiny foot and yelled..."HUCK"...she hadn't learned to make the "F" sound yet.
Tuesday night I was in the kitchen with my husband Carm. We were trying to figure out how the phone company had come up with the astronomical amount on our bill this month.
Me: Those Bastards!
Laney (age 3): Mom I hate bastards!
Me: me too Lane.

lumberjim · 02-29-2004, 04:39 PM

so I'm taking a bath the other morning while everyone is getting ready to go to school/work. Ripley, my 3 yr old daughter, comes in and is talking to me as i wash my hair. So she says, " Um, Daddy, So How come you're a big fat guy?"

"WHAT?" i said

"How come you're big and fat?"

"Too much food"

kerosene · 02-29-2004, 04:46 PM

Jamey is obsessed with the Back to the Future trilogy. He has a kid sized motorized jeep in our living room. Yesterday morning I walked in on him standing beside the jeep saying "What are you doing in my car, old man?"

Undertoad · 02-29-2004, 06:06 PM

Friend of mine has a 4-yo.

He walks into the room with a booger on his finger.

"Hey! Where'd that come from??"

He looks up all deadpan.

"Sears."

lumberjim · 03-08-2004, 12:21 AM

my son is 5. ripley, my daughter is 3. Shelby found this the other day: It's spencers handwriting

lumberjim · 03-08-2004, 12:22 AM

ripley was very upset, because spencer said he was going to give it to his friend at school.

wolf · 03-08-2004, 10:03 AM

He's clearly your boy.

Have you discussed his spelling with him?

lumberjim · 03-08-2004, 11:02 AM

not terribly concerned about it(his spelling) at this point. He is 5. He's been reading a little bit since he was 4, but now, seems to have no difficulty reading whatever i put in front of him. He read both his, and his sister's fortune cookies to me last night. He has difficulty with spacing his words, too, but i think, the more he reads, the better he'll get. You think he gets that from me> you don;t know jinx well enough yet, that's all.
back when we were flirting with each other, but both involved with other friends, i came up a trail that we were hiking to discover, scratched in the gravel," JIM LIKES BOYS".......so, i'll have to give jinx credit for this particular stunt....speaking from a genetic predisposition to types of humor standpoint, that is.

Clodfobble · 03-13-2004, 08:20 PM

I just overheard this exchange in the livingroom:

Megan is 5, and really loves cooking. She got a just-for-kids cookbook for Christmas, and she and her daddy were going through the desserts section, trying to decide which one to make later this week.

They come to an entry called "Chocolate Pudding Cake," which involves a layer of chocolate pudding topped by a layer of chocolate cake. He reads out some sidebar text to her, which states that "When this crazy cake is baked, you can have your cake and pudding, too. The cake is on the top and the fudgy pudding is on the bottom."

He explains that the first part is a joke, a play on "have your cake and eat it too."

Megan pauses, and then cries out, "Oh, I get it! They say the pudding is on the bottom, because it looks like poop and poop comes out your bottom!"

justme · 03-13-2004, 08:40 PM

Ones me and my husband ordered chicken from the Hootters restaurant. After we ate, my boy said ,"Nice hootters!"

lumberjim · 05-06-2004, 09:47 PM

this morning my daughter told me that my voice didn't smell good.

wolf · 05-07-2004, 12:04 AM

Secret drinkin' in the AM again, Jimbo?

elf · 05-07-2004, 03:24 PM

While singing softly to my little boy-child --he hadn't been feeling well, and so I was rocking him to sleep-- he looks up at me and places his teensy hand up to my lips and utters his first complete sentence to me,

"Mommy, please don't sing."

He still cant stand my singing voice and so I torture him with it at least once a week.

Elspode · 05-07-2004, 03:30 PM

At least he's a polite lad.

02-03-2004, 04:47 PM	#61
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Eh, fuck it. ::shrug:: __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

02-25-2004, 04:35 PM	#62
undone work in progess Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 100	funny kids My turn: Nan my five year old is standing in the kitchen, crowing about her valentines.. Nan: Mom I have kitty ones, puppy ones, spongebob and barbie ones. Just look at all this candy...Mom, I am living Manda's dream. (Manda is her 4 year old cousin) When Nan was 2 1/2 and just learning to talk she was attempting to carry an armload of toys to her room. Every two steps she would drop something and have to stop and pick it up. About the fourth time this happened she stomped her tiny foot and yelled..."HUCK"...she hadn't learned to make the "F" sound yet. Tuesday night I was in the kitchen with my husband Carm. We were trying to figure out how the phone company had come up with the astronomical amount on our bill this month. Me: Those Bastards! Laney (age 3): Mom I hate bastards! Me: me too Lane.

02-29-2004, 04:39 PM	#63
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	so I'm taking a bath the other morning while everyone is getting ready to go to school/work. Ripley, my 3 yr old daughter, comes in and is talking to me as i wash my hair. So she says, " Um, Daddy, So How come you're a big fat guy?" "WHAT?" i said "How come you're big and fat?" "Too much food" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-08-2004, 12:21 AM	#66
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	my son is 5. ripley, my daughter is 3. Shelby found this the other day: It's spencers handwriting Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-08-2004, 12:22 AM	#67
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ripley was very upset, because spencer said he was going to give it to his friend at school. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-29-2004, 04:46 PM	#64
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Jamey is obsessed with the Back to the Future trilogy. He has a kid sized motorized jeep in our living room. Yesterday morning I walked in on him standing beside the jeep saying "What are you doing in my car, old man?"

02-29-2004, 06:06 PM	#65
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Friend of mine has a 4-yo. He walks into the room with a booger on his finger. "Hey! Where'd that come from??" He looks up all deadpan. "Sears."

03-08-2004, 10:03 AM	#68
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	He's clearly your boy. Have you discussed his spelling with him? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-08-2004, 11:02 AM	#69
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	not terribly concerned about it(his spelling) at this point. He is 5. He's been reading a little bit since he was 4, but now, seems to have no difficulty reading whatever i put in front of him. He read both his, and his sister's fortune cookies to me last night. He has difficulty with spacing his words, too, but i think, the more he reads, the better he'll get. You think he gets that from me> you don;t know jinx well enough yet, that's all. back when we were flirting with each other, but both involved with other friends, i came up a trail that we were hiking to discover, scratched in the gravel," JIM LIKES BOYS".......so, i'll have to give jinx credit for this particular stunt....speaking from a genetic predisposition to types of humor standpoint, that is. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-13-2004, 08:20 PM	#70
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I just overheard this exchange in the livingroom: Megan is 5, and really loves cooking. She got a just-for-kids cookbook for Christmas, and she and her daddy were going through the desserts section, trying to decide which one to make later this week. They come to an entry called "Chocolate Pudding Cake," which involves a layer of chocolate pudding topped by a layer of chocolate cake. He reads out some sidebar text to her, which states that "When this crazy cake is baked, you can have your cake and pudding, too. The cake is on the top and the fudgy pudding is on the bottom." He explains that the first part is a joke, a play on "have your cake and eat it too." Megan pauses, and then cries out, "Oh, I get it! They say the pudding is on the bottom, because it looks like poop and poop comes out your bottom!"

03-13-2004, 08:40 PM	#71
justme Belt Conveyor Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 66	Ones me and my husband ordered chicken from the Hootters restaurant. After we ate, my boy said ,"Nice hootters!"

05-06-2004, 09:47 PM	#72
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this morning my daughter told me that my voice didn't smell good. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-07-2004, 12:04 AM	#73
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Secret drinkin' in the AM again, Jimbo? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-07-2004, 03:24 PM	#74
elf Yay! We're Dooomed! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mostly: New York. Most Recently: New Jersey. Currently: Colorado Posts: 214	Sad but true. . . While singing softly to my little boy-child --he hadn't been feeling well, and so I was rocking him to sleep-- he looks up at me and places his teensy hand up to my lips and utters his first complete sentence to me, "Mommy, please don't sing." He still cant stand my singing voice and so I torture him with it at least once a week.

05-07-2004, 03:30 PM	#75
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	At least he's a polite lad. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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