07-15-2005, 04:54 PM | #61 | |
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07-15-2005, 05:21 PM | #62 |
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I once worked at a hospital that had a Doctor Doctor.
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07-15-2005, 09:51 PM | #63 |
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07-16-2005, 01:31 PM | #64 |
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Where I live two of my neighbours are James Brown and Jimmy Morrison. And I share a birthday with one Matt Brown.
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07-16-2005, 01:59 PM | #65 |
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Although we call her by her middle name, Patrice, my girlfriend's name is Janet Jackson.
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07-17-2005, 12:40 AM | #66 |
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I went to school with twins Richard and Peter Stiffe
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04-10-2013, 01:43 PM | #67 |
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RESURRECTION!!!
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04-10-2013, 01:45 PM | #68 |
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Knew a dude named John Thomas.
John Thomas = a guy's junk, fyi.
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04-18-2013, 01:56 PM | #69 |
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Robert N Hood
goes by Bob, though. Rob N Hood would be more fun.
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04-18-2013, 04:02 PM | #70 |
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"Bobbin' Hood" would be a great title for a gay porno.
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04-18-2013, 04:10 PM | #71 |
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Is that all you ever think about? Jeez. You and your gay porn.
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08-12-2013, 11:52 AM | #72 | |
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Here's one for all those "good Christians" out there..
Is there any name more hilarious than "Lu Ann Ballew" NPR by Bill Chappell August 12, 201310:58 AM Judge Orders Baby's Name Changed From 'Messiah' Quote:
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08-12-2013, 12:59 PM | #73 | |
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I know it's the death of a joke to explain it, so feel free to PM me instead!
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08-12-2013, 01:31 PM | #74 |
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The lesson here is to be careful what you insist on bringing before a judge. Family court judges can do whatever the fuck they want.
The upshot is, the kid's name hasn't actually legally been changed. It has only been ordered to be changed. If both parents are unhappy with the new name, they can just ignore the order and nothing will ever come of it. But if the dad is happy with the new first name (which also gives the kid his last name, which is what he went to court for in the first place,) then the dad can use the court order to officially change the name on the birth certificate. |
08-12-2013, 01:38 PM | #75 |
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it's the ... "hypocrisy" of it all. one person with a funny sounding name (it just sounds funny, say it and hear it) rejecting another person's funny sounding name "messiah". Really?
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