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Old 05-18-2012, 03:17 PM   #1
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Maybe one of those assholes was a Texan asshole. Everything's bigger in Texas.
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Now that was fucking funny.
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Old 05-18-2012, 03:25 PM   #2
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Maybe one of those assholes was a Texan asshole. Everything's bigger in Texas.






I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it.

I'm in KY remember...I gotta make fun of the other states when I get the chance. I don't get many...
Yep, only logical that you would think of assholes seing as you're deep in KY.
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Old 05-19-2012, 11:22 AM   #3
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I'm in KY remember...I gotta make fun of the other states when I get the chance. I don't get many...
Well, here's one for you:

Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?







Yep. Because had it been invented anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush.
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Old 05-19-2012, 12:40 PM   #4
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Yesterday, Obama ordered a bunch of new regulations designed to reduce prison rape. Federal funding will be cut for any prisons that don't comply.
Shameless shilling for the federally incarcerated vote.



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Old 05-21-2012, 08:18 AM   #5
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Yesterday,[/url] Obama ordered a bunch of new regulations designed to reduce prison rape. Federal funding will be cut for any prisons that don't comply.
Oh, I am sure that will be effective and decreasing prison rape.... not.
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Old 06-17-2012, 04:07 PM   #6
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Lessee now...what was this thread about again?

Oh, yeah, I member now:

Name:  PirateWenches.jpg
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Old 05-18-2012, 05:59 PM   #7
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that was a good one co-pilot grav...

i never saw it here. they have the safe prison act and if you get caught raping someone in a texas prison you might as well hang it up cuz your ass is going to belong to the state for a vvvvery long time. not to mention the beating they'd get for doing so. i for one never saw or heard of anyone getting the banana up teh tailpipe but i did hear of and almost see "straight dudes" buying blow jobs from punks. their IQ is so low that they rationalize getting a blow job isn't gay if your not giving it. W.T.F.? yyyeah. no.
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Old 05-20-2012, 04:24 PM   #8
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that was a good one co-pilot grav...
I really was hoping you, Clod, & MTP (seems like someone else here I like is in Texas, BrianR maybe?) wouldn't take too much offense at that.
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Old 05-18-2012, 06:37 PM   #9
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Sooooooo, back to humour.....

How did the farmer find his sheep in the long grass?


Ans: Very satisfying.
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Old 05-19-2012, 01:30 AM   #10
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Hey, jokes about having sex with sheep are offensive!
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Old 05-19-2012, 01:53 AM   #11
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Listen here boy, I said try counting sheep to help you get to sleep ... not mounting sheep!
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Old 05-19-2012, 06:49 AM   #12
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Ewe might think you're witty, but you got mutton on me.
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Old 05-19-2012, 05:54 PM   #13
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Ewe might think you're witty, but you got mutton on me.
Ewe had better be careful or he'll carve you up quicker than the Sunday roast!
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Old 05-20-2012, 09:19 AM   #14
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Ewe might think you're witty, but you got mutton on me.
There are shades of graze in this matter, but most people got mutton on you in the wit department. I wool look pasture lesser atttempts to equal you because I don't want to take sheep shots.
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Old 05-20-2012, 04:19 PM   #15
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Meh, you're all baananas.
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